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[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

do you see this shit my liege

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

[localcryptidsteg]

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

[minotaurfemme]

y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

[minotaurfemme]

this is a leg off of Argentinosaurus and its already the size of a two story house like LOOK at the size of these fuckers

the fact that any land animal ever got to be as large as this is insane. this shit is only beat by fucking whales, creatures that dont have to support their weight on legs

[juneiper-art]

real talk i have become a problem recently. the hospital wanted my fingerprint and i said no. the receptionist was like: but its such a convenient way to check in! and i said ok i dont want you to have my biometric data. and she was so baffled. i said, can you not check me in using an id card?

well of course but dont you want to provide your biometric data for your convenience?

nope thanks!

[juneiper-art]

fuck this happened again i was buying some LPs and the clerk was like: can i have your email? and i was like no.

she full on stared at me. she was like: but i need to put you into the system.

and i was like: need to? you NEED to? i don't want to give my email

and she was like: but...how are you going to return items without an account?

and i was like, with a fucking receipt??? wtf is going on right now. if i can't return them i guess i'll die??whatever

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[glup3]

Antoine François Louis van Engelen, Caniche negro

[sesh]

[drtanner]

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime

[haddockkkk]

this manga is so fucking awesome bro

big zanka fan

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[michaelnordeman]

Eurasian bullfinch/domherre. Värmland, Sweden (March 9, 2025).

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[ikusz]

I swear there’s a meme template like this but I can’t find it anywhere so I made it from scratch

[dr4k0ns]

V from Devil May Cry 5 🐈‍⬛