Dan

I draw.

[ynnu-64]

Let's look just like papa!

[poltergrease]

No one look at me,,,I'm back in the sewers

[babushkahihi]

🌲🌨️Traveling in early winter

[simply--dan]

Gay old men living in my head rent free at this point

[simply--dan]

Viktor

[simply--dan]

Art Commissions Open!

Still taking commissions. I'm willing to draw most things provided that you have a reference. I usually take a week to finish an illustration, send me a message here or at my email ([email protected]) if you're interested!

[raggedy-spaceman]

Mrs Sandwich: I know what your problem is. Heaven’s keeping you and Mr Fell apart. You two just need to bone. Crowley: What did you say? Mrs Sandwich: I said you two need to bone. Crowley: How dare you. I am a Demon from Hell! [five minutes later]: BONE! [ten minutes later]: What happens in my bedroom, Mrs Sandwich, is none of your business. [twenty-one minutes later]: BOOOOONE?! [forty minutes later]: Don't ever speak to me like that again.

[stravaganza]

[stainedglassthreads]

Saw someone mention something about 'of course Gabriel would get along with a demon, he's an awful person--' and no no no you're missing the point. Like yeah, he does suck and has been awful to Aziraphale, but he's not Uniquely Awful, nor is that the reason he gets along with Beelzebub. He gets along with Beelzebub because they are fundamentally the same, because there is no difference between angels and demons in Good Omens.

One of the things reiterated again and again in the book Good Omens is how Heaven and Hell is fundamentally the same. It's noted that demon wings are not black, but white, and during what while the showdown between Adam and Satan in the series, all the angels and demons actually appear on earth and square off against each other--and the narration specifically says that you couldn't tell the angels apart from the demons. That's why Gabriel and Beelzebub get the same complaints from both Heaven and Hell about how hard it is to get the angels and demons to back down from a war, that's why Crowley says at the end of season 1 that the real Armageddon will be the combined hosts of Heaven and Hell versus humanity. It's why it was mentioned, when talking about season 1, that Heaven and Hell were envisioned as being the upper floors and basement of the same basement--is why the methods to get to both places are always in the same location! The escalators and the elevator!

And that's why Gabriel and Beelzebub got along. Because they were in the exact same position experiencing the exact same difficulties and complaints, and because they the exact same amount of actual care for Heaven and Hell--precisely zero. They fell in love because they're similar, but at the end of the day, all the angels and demons are 'similar', because the demons used to be angels too! Which we are reminded, when Crowley correctly analyzes angels like Muriel, Heaven as a structure, and guesses that they STILL haven't changed the passwords. Crowley recognizes that Heaven and Hell are the same, and are plagued by effectively the same problems, and so he rejects both. He rejects Beelzebub's offer to become a Duke of Hell, even if it would protect Aziraphale. He rejects Aziraphale's offer to become an angel again. Crowley knows that both sides are rife with systematic problems, and so he goes all-in on our side. And on humanity's side.

[simply--dan]

"I'm in love with you, Richie." "As if you fucking are. Real convincing act there, Eds. I'm gonna go for a walk." "Wait! Here I'll fuckign prove it you goddamn shithead." "What the fuck are you on a-" Bev walks into what looks like Eddie tonguing Richie (badly).

[simply--dan]

Before they get together, Eddie almost reveals his feelings when he was ranting about his co-workers annoying kids. "Little pieces of sht. I swear, Richie, our ki-"

Eddie course corrects by saying the Losers' kids in general. Richie was almost hopeful for a second but he dims the hope down and just says "I think you'd make an amazing daddy, Spaghetti." in the most sincere way that Eddie's ever heard from him.

This prompts Eddie to word vomit that he's a bad cop and he'd need a good cop parent. Richie agrees and Eddie angrily yells "I'm trying to fucking say that I want you, you dick!"

[simply--dan]

Set in one of the many AUs that Eddie hops on a plane to stay with Richie. As Richie is about to close the lights for him, Eddie says "You know, I dreamt a lot about you" and then promptly falls asleep. Richie, however, promptly paces around for the rest of the night.

[simply--dan]

For Richie, it only took a day after losing Eddie. A day to feel that palpable emptiness. It's amazing how a name can feel right at home in your mouth after 27 years. However, it's more amazing how painful it is when a name just becomes a sound that used to refer to him. Used to.

Some days, Richie feels the urge to tease, to prod, and to call his name to pretend that he'll get a reaction. But the only thing he gets is the feeling of his closed mouth strangling the name before he says it again. Because that name can no longer reach the man it belongs to.

[simply--dan]

Eddie has a specific list of animated movies for when he's down. During his recovery, he asks Richie to play them for him on his phone. For weeks they watch through Eddie's favourites and on their second cycle, Richie notices that he's done voicework for all of those movies.

Eddie does a hazy little smile every time Richie's characters pop up for the first time. And because of how loopy the meds make him from time to time, he even tells Richie about how the aforementioned characters are his favourite for some reason.

Richie cries a little bit when Eddie turns back to the screen because he realises that he found a way to be there for Eddie even when they all forgot.

[simply--dan]

Eddie Kaspbrak gets to live in exchange for him forgetting who Richie is in an hour after each time they meet. Richie takes the deal immediately and from then on he visits NY to bump into Eddie once a month.

Eddie thinks he remembers bumping into this handsome stranger a couple times before but it's slipping his mind so he keeps track of their meetings on his phone. Again. And again. And again and again. One day he has enough details and enough resolve to get to know this "Richie"

Richie gets confronted like he's some twist villain in a TV show, but this time, the protagonist is maybe sort of flirting with him. He can see Eddie writing as they talk and it dawns on him that this man has always been tenacious. Maybe this can work.

[mardyart]

scary clown movie art in 2022???????

[noodles-and-tea-deactivated2023]

Barbie and Ken fr

[garfosdraws]

I saw this tweet and I had to draw it hahshah