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[simply-delirious]

“I found love where it wasn’t supposed to be.”

How could I know?

I hadn’t planned to fall like this

I hadn’t planned to meet you

But you showed up and wrecked me

In that moment

I thought I met an angel

When I saw your face

My world resurfaced from the darkness

I thought I was a goner

I was as good as dead

Yet you saved me

I fell for you then

I guess it’s silly

For I didn’t know you

And you knew nothing of me

But you held me close

You helped me up

You pulled me into your arms

You smelled the cologne I wore

And you hugged me as if you had known me

And it took me a while but I guess you did know me

When you found me in that alley

Shaking because I was attacked

I was almost raped and you rescued me

“D-Delirious?”

[dtk15]

LEGIQN is what happens if BigJigglyPanda, Ohm and I_am_Wildcat morphed together.

[simply-delirious]

I’m honestly not complaining

[i-am-a-fish]

I work in mysterious ways to confuse the government. they can spy on me all they like but they can never truly pinpoint the kind of person I am

[ask-emrald]

*wearing a fake mustache* what kind of person are you

[i-am-a-fish]

You wanna know?? YOU WANNA KNOW???? i just went to a fucking subway sandwich shop and ordered 3 six-inch sandwiches. All of them had nothing but a shit ton of mayo inside with a single olive wedged in there. I got them toasted, obviously. I ate them all right in front of the cashier before paying, moaning extremely loud the whole time. I tipped $100.

[simply-delirious]

I’d love to witness that as the cashier

[acreaturecalledgreed]

for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was told the basic story of “the king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)” and that “saint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secret”

what this was supposed to communicate to me was “saint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines day” 

what i got out of it was “saint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines day”

and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads

i like my version better im not gonna lie

[simply-delirious]

Agreed

[simply-delirious]

If this isn’t the cutest thing I ALSO JUST REALIZED VANOSS IS BLUSHING OMG MA HEART ❤️

[ggukroses-deactivated20180709]

My day has been blessed

[myvkookhearteu]

Jungkook likes to be subtle

[gpduddbs06-deactivated20180911]

Sleepy del

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Cute

[softjeon]

lethal

[squishybudd]

I want my friends to love themselves just as much as I love them.

[simply-delirious]

I want my friend to realize that I don’t show affection towards her because of pity, but because she’s an amazing girl who deserves the affection.

I want her to know she’s beautiful, that she matters because in my eyes, in our eyes, she’s a precious being.

[incorrect-bbs-quote]

Moo: Let me see what you have

Delirious: A knife!!

Moo: No!!!

Bryce: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?

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Jungkook: I would like to introduce you to my religion. Are you religious?

Minho: What`s your religion?

Jungkook: Kim Taehyung

Minho: I`m interested

Park Bogum: I`m too

Minjae: Same, guys, same

[butaer]

‘sweetest two shot in the universe’

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C U T E

[simply-delirious]

Delirious saying “Evan” is hella fucking cute.

Like, really fucking cute.

[mark-helsing]

If you're a writer and you see this post, stop what you're doing.

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

[skittlejerky-the-second]

Every time I see it, I’m reblogging it. I don’t care. You all deserve to suffer with me.

[squish--squash]

“Rock! Paper! Scissors!” eight people shouted, hands throwing the three different choices, as competitive chaos erupted from them.

[poly-bus]

Tyler’s voice hitched in his throat as Craig moved onto his lap, his hands resting just above his navel, “I’m ready…”

[simply-delirious]

One, two, three or maybe four but by the fifth....it’s not only their sixth, but no one ever knew neither have they asked, they just saw them here and there, never cared to even stare.

[httpkitsune]

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day