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Jungkook: Am I made of atoms?

Yoongi: Yes, everything is

Jungkook: And shadows?

Jungkook: And dreams?

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Taehyung: *Does something bad*

Hoseok: You`ll get a serious conversation with me

Taehyung: So... Let`s keep quiet serious?

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Jimin: Jesus Christ, you scared me

Taehyung: My name is not Jesus Christ

Taehyung: What the hell, man? We know each other more then six years and you can`t remember my name?

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Yoongi: *Coughing*

Jimin: Don`t die

Yoongi: Don`t tell me how to live my life

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Seokjin: It takes courage to say sorry

Namjoon: Well, I`m brave enough to accept your apology

Seokjin: Listen up, you-

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Jimin: Hi

Jungkook: *Moves his head from side to side*

Jimin: I`m here... I`m down

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Yoongi: I`m so drunk

Hoseok: Wow, call you ex

Hoseok: Wait...

Hoseok: You don`t have them

Hoseok: AHAHAHA

Yoongi:

Yoongi: *Calling Hoseok*

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Hoseok: What do you think you`re doing?

Jimin: Most of the times I have no idea

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Taehyung: I don`t date boys

Jungkook: *Walks in*

Taehyung: I marry them

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Yoongi: Isn`t there somebody else you would annoy?

Taehyung: Sorry, it`s your turn

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Yoongi: Jungkook! Take out the trash!

Jungkook: Yes, hyung. Where do you want to go?

Yoongi:

Yoongi: Great joke, you, piece of shit

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Hoseok: Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could smash Taehyung eight times

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Jimin: What did you do at school today?

Taehyung: Learned about unicorns

Jimin: Wow, your class learned about unicorns?

Taehyung: I learned about unicorns, I don`t know what did others

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Yoongi: You are straining my patience!

Jimin: I don`t believe you have any

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Namjoon: There are many things I would do

Namjoon: But admitting that I am cold after Seokjin told me to bring a jacket is not one of them

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Jimin: You`re still in your pajamas?

Jungkook: I`ll get dressed soon

Jimin: It`s 5 in the afternoon

Jungkook: Don`t rush me

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Hoseok: ...You can hug me for four to five second

Yoongi: Oh, great, forty five

Hoseok: But Yoongi...

Yoongi: Shut up! Forty five