[zlink]

i’m your man, mitski / the agonist, shastra deo / study of a wounded hound, edwin landseer / it will come back, hozier / kinnporsche (2022), ep. 14 / i will destroy you, nick flynn / on my being mean, venefica / @gruesomegf

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

being mutuals with both halves of a couple is like being adopted

[egberts]

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

[kaibascorpse]

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment

[writterings]

i never knew that i was pirating anime and manga as a kid like i genuinely just thought it was free online

[vincentheodorus]

[toyota-supra]

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere

[aokozaki]

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

[electricgnu]

The fucking job market is abysmal

[1alchemistart]

the wiwis

[peanutseagle]

some damianya spiderverse au stuff!! KDJSHXHS

Inspired by this cute fanfic <3

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[remapthesoul]

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[glumby]

denji thinkin he was in his shoujo manga era

[kuntsuragi]

happy anniversary to the greatest thing that ever came out of this fucking website

[heynhay]

i want them fighting like children as in pushing each others faces away, i'm not touching you with a finger a centimeter away, tripping each other in the hallway bc somehow that's flirting do u see the vision or am i alone

we may never diagnose what the hell their problem is

[seongpinkhwa]

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

[dweebspace]

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

[nostalgic-suggestions]

babe are you okay you've barely mentioned peeling oranges for your lover today