relatable meme trash

~memes. dogs. self depricating jokes.~ ~ for quotes,music,love,and personal: jadedthoughts-0f-theworld.tumblr.com ~ for nature,animals,and fashion: jaded-skies-weary-eyes.tumblr.com ~

[mellblogss]

I need to stop giving a fuck for people who don't even think of me.

[jolyene]

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

[62101]

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

[igglooaustralia]

[earthdad]

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

[spectralcreep]

ggfidjdvakafa OK SO

My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right?

And I’m like, “Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that’s nice,” BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND

Um

UMM

EXCUSE ME???

[behold-my-squees]

@masqueradewolf

[fedswatching]

[shrekyourself]

[simplyjaded-and-overrated]

Everyone knows his hair is the source of his power. Without it (or his flaming shirts),he'd be nothing.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[narvalitus]

Why Do You Need To Do This

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[domonoadamu]

STOP THIS.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[chongoblog]

Judy there are limits

[zomi-hime-deactivated20201001]

@lifeisdetermination

[officialfist]

@princessdawnauroreon

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Here are my contributions

[joshuadduarte]

[taciturnaberration]

[sonic-fucks]

This just looked the same until I reached the Zeg™️ part

[randomsplashes]

[scp372]

me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*

[scp372]

me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*

[justbadpuns]

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

[catchymemes]

IG: Uniquesora

[anotherlikeyou]

SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE DOMINO THAN THE ACTUAL DOMINO, H O W

[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

[lily-orchard]

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

[hilbeth]

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

[the-spawn-of-loki]

This makes me happy.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Marchesa spring 2020 rtw

[i-am-a-fish]

please. ....... im begging you..........give male cartoon characters eyelashes..........boys....theyhave eyelashes...in real life.........p lease.m

[justbadpuns]

Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser..