Like a Black Widow baby

❝ Mommy, New Yorker, actress, director, singer activist and sometimes a model. ❝ || ❝I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.❝ - Scarlett Johansson | (Not the real Scarlett - RP Blog)

[brookesdvis]

Congrats on your style (and your face): → Olivia Wilde

[peterr-parker]

Get To Know Me Meme: [5/5] Favorite Actresses: Scarlett Johansson

“I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn’t believe it. It’s very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus.”

[simplyscarletts]

Text → Haysson

Scar: Wanna know what I want? I want to get drunk and have a freaking Karaoke night. I haven't done that in soooo long. Are you free this weekend?

[simplyscarletts]

→ Taysson

[simplyscarletts]

elizajanetc:

I’m the one with a birthday tomorrow, so I feel like I should be the one being wooed this time. And besides, you love Colton more than you love me and that’s just mean. He is! He won’t give you to me, or give me Chadwick Boseman’s number. All he’s done is give me his shield.

Really? I should’ve known that. Fine, prepared to be wooed. Do you want me to serenade you? I’ve never done that for anyone in my life, not even for Chris. But I would do it just for you. Oh c’mon, I love both of you equally. Oh, you want Chad’s number? I could make that happen. Whoa, but that’s like a big thing though. 

[lunalovelight]

[simplyscarletts]

→ Taysson

[simplyscarletts]

elizajanetc:

Who said I forgot about you?! I was just trying to steal you from Chris the other day, but he wouldn’t budge. It was rude.

I did, you’re all talk and no action. Have you done something to steal me away? I’m not feeling the love here. You should fix that. Really? He is selfish, he doesn’t share. 

[simplyscarletts]

→ Taysson

Why do you forget about me so easily? @elizajanetc

[simplyscarletts]

socamilamendes:

Halloween is coming up and that means pumpkins and decorations. I’m not an artist, but I already have a few ideas in mind for my pumpkin. It’s not going to be anything fancy. But what I need now is candy. What are your favorite types of candy?

Gosh, what are your ideas? I did that with my daughter this weekend, and it’s safe to say that handicrafts are so not my thing. I tried carving three pumpkins and they were hideous. Oh, definitely chocolate.. I think that’s the only candy I like, I’m weird, I know. What about yours? 

[simplyscarletts]

howlinwithhoechlin:

Okay, I gotta take a poll here. I’ve been called undateable. Am I really? If so, why am I undateable? Because I’m totally dateable. Like… I’m the most dateable. So dateable it’ll blow your mind. 

….Never thought I’d use the word ‘dateable’ so much, but there we go.

And I’d never thought I’d hear the word ‘dateable’ so much... 

I’m particularly curious as to why you think you’re undateable though. I don’t know you, but you seem decent enough. But you also seem like the kind of person who won’t let go of something so easily. Maybe people think you’re a player? I have no idea, dude. I’m Scarlett. 

[simplyscarletts]

soskinner:

I literally just thought to myself, “wow, Halloween is almost over”… but then i remembered that the entire month of October isn’t Halloween, also that Halloween is actually only one day… but you know what comes after Halloween? CHRISTMAS.

By the way, hello, I’m Jeff.

Dude same, I freaking love Halloween and to me it’s like the entire month is just for this holiday alone. Are you planning on going to a party? I don’t even know what I’ll be dressing up as this year. I’m half Jewish, so I celebrate both Christmas and Hanukkah, it’s pretty exciting. Hey there, I’m Scarlett. 

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

You think that your life is going to be one way, and then, for various reasons or whatever, it doesn’t work out.

[simplyscarletts]

capevans:

The only reason I’m not gonna tell you is because I know actions mean more to you than words. By all means, go for it. I have a love, hate relationship with your coaxing techniques. That doesn’t bore me, it just gets me worked up and suddenly I wanna prove I can scramble an egg better than that guy. You are a little bit.

Babe! After almost 9 months of dating, you have been paying attention. I don’t think I give you enough credit, I really should because that’s definitely true. Hm, I don’t know about that, from my point of view it seems like you do enjoy it, at least I know when your friend down there is happy to see me. You’re so competitive, did you know that? You can do everything much better than him, pretty boy. Seriously? I’d rather not be than just ‘a little bit’. 

[wienerlicious]

[simplyscarletts]

capevans:

Maybe. I’ll prove it tonight. And then tomorrow, and the day after. I can’t think of any situation involving you that equates with boredom in the slightest. Don’t you mean spicy and sweet? You can be witty either way.

Okay, I’ll have to admit I’m loving the idea. I’m kind of curious to know how you’re going to prove that. But I know you won’t tell me, even if I asked. Maybe I can coax it out of you? Wanna think again, how about when I make you watch Hell’s Kitchen with me while I tell you how hot Gordon Ramsay is, not boring? Nope, I did mean witty and sweet. I don’t know if I’m spicy. 

[simplyscarletts]

Text ✉️️ Scarlett

Mila: You sure you're okay??? Seriously, even if it's just fleeting weirdness, you can always talk to me.

Scar: Yes, I promise I'm fine. I'm just pulling a.. you and I've been overthinking too much. It's stress from work, dealing with custody with Romain and I've been missing New York, so yeah. Oh really? So, are you two going for it? Because that would be fantastic, Mil.

[simplyscarletts]

capevans:

Then I’ve done a hell of a job at fooling you. I’ll take sweet though. You’re kinda sweet too… the minimum effort of sweet.

You’re trying to tell me that you really are needy? Prove it. Hey now, if I were sweeter you’d get bored. I think I’m a perfect balance between witty and sweet, don’t you think? Okay, no, that’s bullshit.  But I can be sweet when I want to be. 

[simplyscarletts]

bendyduckcrumbleface:

It definitely doesn’t mean that. You just have to learn to stealth eat. It’s what I do so my kids don’t steal all my food from me. My kiddos are wonderful! Growing up way too quickly for my liking. Aerie started school last month, which is terrifying, but she’s enjoying every moment of it. Q has learnt how to take all his clothes off, so he does that a lot, because why the heck not, and then he starts huffing and puffing the moment you try to put them back on him. Rosie is beginning to get the crawling thing down, so soon we won’t be able to contain her. So they’re all doing good.

Oh my god, you’re the worst but that actually doesn’t sound like a bad idea. Oh gosh, did you cry on her first day of school? Because even if you tell me you didn’t, I’ll say bullshit because something tells me that you totally did. How old is Q now?! He sounds adorable. Definitely not, once they start crawling, they become unstoppable. I need to go see your babies! Before they are off to college or something. We should have a playdate soon. Where are you at these days?