foolishness and fripperies

[punchdrunkdolly]

i exist and i love you

[anxeious]

[everythingfox]

Bubble boop

[modelsof-color]

Mamuor Majeng for Balmain SS 26 Campaign

[doggosource]

[everythingfox]

Elephant likes to eat its carrots crushed

(via)

[everythingfox]

Littlest big jump

(via)

[everythingfox]

Jealous doggy

(via)

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“I would agree with you but your tone makes me not want to agree with you, it’s almost like you do not want any allies?”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“We all bleed red, it doesn’t matter if you are red, blue or purple…we are ALL human, THAT is the only label that matters, Stop self-segregating”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“All lives matter! Saying “black lives matter” is divisive”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“I can’t be racist, I love big black dick…your racist for calling me racist”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“It’s not “dehumanizing” maybe you should learn to take a joke”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“What privilege??? I’m working class!!!!”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“Yeah but where are you REALLY from, like why do you look like…that”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“You speak [insert european language] so well”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“Why do you people always gotta make it about race? You see race in everything”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“You happen to know where I can find some *sniff sniff* haha tonight finna turnt get dead ass my bro haha right?”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“But what about the Irish?”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“I maybe white but I’m LGBT so I know EXACTLY how it feels like to be in your shoes”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“Have you listened to Nelson Mandela’s “I have dream” speech??? You should try it, you might learn a thing or 2”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“If I can’t appropriate your culture then you can’t use laptops and wear jeans”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“What about black on black crime??? What about Chicago??? Do you care about those black lives??? NO you’re just professional protestors funded by george soros who are trying to create a race war”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“I have a problem when YOU come in to OUR country and take OUR jobs”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“I have a problem when YOU come in to OUR country and don’t any work! YOU live off of OUR welfare system”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“Where is OUR history month? Why isn’t there a W.E.T channel? Ask yourself”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“You’re lucky you had affirmative action help you get this far, I had to work hard”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“Not all white people are like that, I’m not like that…you are just as bad as the people you claim to oppose”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“Prejudice+power?? Well the dictionary says…”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“I don’t have a problem with you protesting, just not like that….that is disrespectful”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“I hate everyone equally anyway”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“The 1% is trying to divide and conquer us and your falling for it, capitalism is the only enemy”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

this post (and the typos) is 3 years old

how many of us has heard this? how many of the non-black protestors subscribe to this?

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

This post and the typos, are almost 9 years old

[planet-motherfucker]

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[sleepinginmygrave]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[willis-watches]

@theshitpostcalligrapher can you do satan’s asshole tasting like mint pls

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh my god this is one of the ANCIENT texts, i remember first seeing post like ten years ago

ink: diamine firestorm

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[scramratz]

My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

[animentality]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Corvidae.

[ether--net]

[ether--net]