I Can Be Creative. Sometimes.

I had a better idea for the name of this blog, but I apparently haven’t learned to write all of my ideas down yet. I have a bunch of ideas for the various things I write, but I still can’t get myself to ACTUALLY WRITE. Anyways, enjoy this complete disaster :)

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12 Things All Writers Do

Daydream

Research

Delete their search history once they’re done with their research

Daydream about different (potentially concerning) things

Spend some time on worldbuilding

Cringe at their past work

Daydream when they should be working

Cry because “I’ll remember this” turned out to be a lie. Again.

Write down idea after idea so they’ll actually remember it

Or scream because they can’t come up with any ideas

Daydream when they need new ideas

Do just about anything that doesn’t involve writing the actual story, including daydreaming

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If you don't have the time or money to get a lobotomy at Claire's, I heard that you can now get one in the Taco Bell drive-thru!

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I keep saying homo instead of homie. I just can't keep my vowels straight.

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Them: You're a ho

Me: Ugh—which of my children threw that paper?

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I apologize for sneezing so much. I think I'm just allergic to your stupidity.

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Them: What would Jesus do?

Me: He'd forgive me for what I'm about to do

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Guess who's stressed, poorly dressed, and moderately to severely depressed!

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, as a woman, I'm really bad at being a boy.

[catchymemes]

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I'm always ready for Christmas until Christmas comes and then the seasonal depression hits

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I need more Obake. Anything. Please. I. Need. More. Obake.

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I'm tempted to get it as a tattoo...I think I'm obsessed

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I haven't talked to my mom in nearly a year and a half because we got into an argument and then she decided to be dramatic and die

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Guess who said they were going to bed last night but decided they wanted to finish something in Minecraft so they decided they would stay up just a bit later but that eventually turned into staying up until 4am and now they're still super tired

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Wow, you think I could actually finish writing my story? You'd make a good fantasy writer.

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Therapy must be my happy place because that's the only place where I suddenly seem to be doing just fine and have no problems whatsoever

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How am I feeling? Well, on a scale from no to yes, I'd say definitely not.