Get to Know the Local Max Caulfield Defenderāøāø
Tervetuloa mun blogiin! š Hei kaikille! Iām finally doing this kasi itās time for a proper introduction. If youāre here, youāre probably either a Life is Strange fan, a Swiftie, or baka naligaw ka lang mula sa kabilang universe. Either way, welcome sa aking chaotic corner of the internet!
PERUSASIAT (The Basics)
Nimi: Eduardo Martin Manzon Teves (Pero you can call me the ultimate Max defender).
SyntymƤpƤivƤ: Toukokuun 19, 2001 (Yes, 2000s baby!).
Horoskooppi: āTaurus
Location: ZC, Philippines šµš (Zamboanga City represent!).
Identiteetti: Bading / Bisexual š³ļøāš (Proud and loud, mga bes!).
āBABALA: ASAWA NI MAX CAULFIELD!ā šµš¼šØ (In the iconic words of Lola Nidora)āWarning lang sa mga haters, bawal ang nega dito! Kung hindi mo mahal si Max, baka mag-rewind lang ang oras at mawala ka sa timeline ko.
ASIAT, JOISTA PIDĆN (Things I Love the Most)
My personality is basically a giant playlist of everything pop culture. Rakastan nƤitƤ asioita:
Gaming & Stories: Life is Strange (obviously), Love and Deepspace (Rafayel main here!), Heartstopper, and Carmen Sandiego.
Music is Life: Taylor Swift (Swiftie for life āøāø), BTS, CHVRCHES, Blackpink, Ariana Grande, Lewis Capaldi, Joji, and of course, BINI! (Walo hanggang dulo!). At syempre, the legendary Nemo š³ļøāš.
TV & Comedy Gold: Pepito Manaloto at Bubble Gang are my childhood and adulthood staplesāliteral na comedy gold sa GMA! Iām also a fan of She-Ra (2018).
Sports & Celebs: F1 (Max Verstappen focus!), Travis Kelce (the Chief himself).
Pinoy Culture: Certified Dabarkads at Madlang Pipol! From the Eat Bulaga (TAPE Inc. era to TVJ/TV5 Era) up to Itās ShowtimeāKapamilya, Kapuso, o Kapatid, basta quality entertainment, G tayo d'yan! šŗ
Politics: SocDems representation!
DNI: ĆLĆ OTA YHTEYTTĆ, JOS... (Do Not Interact!)
Pysy kaukana (Stay away) if you are any of the following:
Nate or Jeff stans: If you are a Nathan Prescott or Mark Jefferson apologist, auto-block ka sa akin. Protect Max at all costs!
Ye (Kanye West) supporters.
Mga Bobong Born Again & Mga Tanga Homophobes: No space for hate and bigotry here. š³ļøāšš«
Sigma boys & Mga Pangit na Pasista: Fascism is never an aesthetic.
DDS (Diehard Duterte Supporters): Not on my timeline, please.
MUN BIAS-LISTA (The Favorites)
BINI: Sheena (š°) ā Ang main dancer ng buhay ko!
LiS GOAT: Max Caulfield (The blueprint, the legend).
LaDS: Rafayel (Ang ating paboritong Lemurian fishie artist šØš).
F1: Max Verstappen (TUTUTUTU MAX VERSTAPPEN! šļøšØ).
New Fav: Safi! (Safiya Llewellyn-Fayyad). Speaking of Safi, she gives me such "Shapeshifter" vibesāyung kanta ni JJ (Johannes Pietsch) na nanalo sa Eurovision 2025 for Austria! "Throw me in the river / I'm a shape-shapeshifter"ābagay na bagay sa kanya!
MY LiS SHIPS & CHARACTERS
Suosikkihahmoni: Max, Chloe (hella iconic!), Alex Chen, Amanda Thomas, Vinh (Lang), and Safi.
Ships that I will go down with:
Pricefield (The OG classic).
Langfield (Max and Vinhāsana ol may jowa!).
Safield (Max and Safiāthe chemistry is chemistry-ing!).
Thomfield (Max and Amanda Thomasāpero Chapter 5: Decoherence really said "ended single," 4r4y ko b34h! Pekeleken!! Sakit sa bangs!).
Kung hindi mo vibe 'tong listahan na 'to, refer back to rule number one: Jefftanga at Nate kabobohan stans are automatically blocked. šøš¦
Kiitos, ettƤ luit! Thanks for dropping by! Catch you on the dash, fellow Max defenders! Letās be friends if we vibe. Keep rewinding and stay strange! šøš¦āØ
