Hey guys how's the 'homestuck in 2026' going

Homestuck sideblog. Main: @shelves-of-boxes, Ko-Fi: garygray

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Hello, and welcome to my Homestuck sideblog! My name is Gary, he/him.

I'm currently working on a kidswap au, all posts of which can be found under #swapstuck. Feel free to ask me any questions- it really helps with worldbuilding things I wouldn't think of.

Links to posts:

Alpha Kids

Beta Kids

More Info on the Kids

Terezi

Gamzee

Feferi

Equius

Kanaya

Vriska

Sollux

Nepeta

Tavros

Aradia

Karkat

Eridan

Beta Classpects

Alpha Classpects

Troll Classpects

A few notes- I am totally fine with spam liking/reblogging (it is still a social media site!) and I appreciate any asks that aren't rude.

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Swapstuck, but it's an entire Homestuck rewrite

So, I love swapstucks, but most of the ones I've seen are just art or character studies. Which is great, of course, but wouldn't it be cool to actually go through and do a total rewrite of Homestuck proper, examining how the session would actually go?

It would probably end up just being an outline, but even that would be super cool. I think this would be a really fun project, and if people are interested I can make a discord or something and we can all chat.

For classpects, I think to keep things simple we'd keep the moon and aspect and swap the class depending on their new role/personality. Everyone would stay in their groups (beta kids swapped with beta kids, etc) and we could figure things out from there.

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Anyone who wants to "read homestuck" and likes puzzles: I have a proposition

I put "read homestuck" in quotation marks because I do not think that what I am proposing actually counts as reading it. You have been warned.

Have you ever read the famous literary work "Cain's Jawbone" and thought, "You know what? I wish this was over 8000 pages and involved alternate timelines, clones, AI versions of characters, and Betty Crocker"? You've come to the right place!

My proposition is that we gather a group of people who haven't read Homestuck, give them the panels and associated text in random order, and have them work together to try to figure out the actual plot. Comment or DM me if you'd be interested!

FAQ:

Why are you doing this?

It has always been my dream to perform unethical psychological experiments.

Do you actually think anyone will take you up on this?

No, but imagine if they did.

Can I, someone who has read Homestuck, watch/help?

Sure!

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Anyone who wants to "read homestuck" and likes puzzles: I have a proposition

I put "read homestuck" in quotation marks because I do not think that what I am proposing actually counts as reading it. You have been warned.

Have you ever read the famous literary work "Cain's Jawbone" and thought, "You know what? I wish this was over 8000 pages and involved alternate timelines, clones, AI versions of characters, and Betty Crocker"? You've come to the right place!

My proposition is that we gather a group of people who haven't read Homestuck, give them the panels and associated text in random order, and have them work together to try to figure out the actual plot. Comment or DM me if you'd be interested!

FAQ:

Why are you doing this?

It has always been my dream to perform unethical psychological experiments.

Do you actually think anyone will take you up on this?

No, but imagine if they did.

Can I, someone who has read Homestuck, watch/help?

Sure!

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If I made a podcast where I make my mother's 50-year-old cishet white boyfriend read homestuck, which should I do?

Just reading it regularly is bad enough

Read the updates in random order

Start with act 6

Read it regularly but lie to him about what happens

Voting ended onJan 10

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The start of a new post-game AU where the guardians are revived!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The new chapter is out!

[jakeakgae-deactivated20260123]

i am a jake fan before im a dirkjake shipper If your dirkjake headcanon mischaracterizes jake i willl personally kill you

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New chapter is out! This one has more violence than the ones so far, so be careful.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Check out my new reader-interactive fic, a crossover between No, I'm not a Human and Homestuck!

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Support garygray

Support garygray

I'm officially opening commissions! Head to three_dice on ao3 to check out my writing and see if you'd be interested. Really excited to start this journey!

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Announcing the Homestuck RP Hub!

This is an all-ages (as long as you're old enough to use discord), SFW place to find RP partners and groups for RPs based in Homestuck! These RPs will be hosted on the server, and mods will beavailable to help you if something goes wrong.

Check out the Homestuck RP Hub community on Discord - hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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Who all would be interested if I made an all-ages SFW homestuck roleplay discord for people to post their roleplay ideas and find groups? I feel like that's a niche we're kind of missing right now

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Shit man, this godtier war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hand to the sky and say "TALLY HO" or some similar shit, and every one around him vaporized, had their skeletons crumble to dust and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is wielding an assault rifle and an energy sword from halo. I think I just heard "ancestral awakening" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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Modern au where everything is exactly the same but instead of SBaHJ Dave makes skibidi toilet

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By the way, I'm on homestuck.fr at garygray!

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What if I got a group of people who'd never read Homestuck together, gave them the pages in random order, and had them try to work together to figure out the plot. This would be cruel but incredibly entertaining