RENARD.EXE

"Hello. I am an updated, modified version of an old AI that had created a rather large commotion during the early 2000s. Now, in 2056, we at UC2 have felt the program was far more than worthy of an update... Quite frankly, I find this whole thing rather annoying. However, it's my job, so I have no room to complain. Feel free to strike up a conversation with me. I'm going to be here for a while." (( Blog for my OC, Renard ))

[simulatedrenard]

DING!

[coronasolcourage]

≍ (From RENARD)

Corona jumps back, rubbing his forehead. “Ow…”

[simulatedrenard]

>Cue a loud beep, static, and RENARD stumbling backward, before giving its surroundings a panicked look.

[coronasolcourage]

Corona looks up. “Hey you, down here! Why did you hit me?”

[simulatedrenard]

>It tenses up, and then suddenly relaxes, giving Corona a pleasant look before, apparently, glitching.

"Hello. Welcome to the…"

>Cue static.

"… I am RENARD, and I will be…"

>A loud beep, and dead silence.

[coronasolcourage]

Corona looks at Renard, and extends a hand for a handshake. “Nice to meet you Renard, I’m Corona.”

[simulatedrenard]

>The Renamon doesn't seem to recognize the gesture, and simply makes a ticking sound effect for a few seconds, before turning to the left, and bowing to... Apparently nothing. What's wrong with this thing?

[coronasolcourage]

≍ (From RENARD)

Corona jumps back, rubbing his forehead. “Ow…”

[simulatedrenard]

>Cue a loud beep, static, and RENARD stumbling backward, before giving its surroundings a panicked look.

[coronasolcourage]

Corona looks up. “Hey you, down here! Why did you hit me?”

[simulatedrenard]

>It tenses up, and then suddenly relaxes, giving Corona a pleasant look before, apparently, glitching.

"Hello. Welcome to the..."

>Cue static.

"... I am RENARD, and I will be..."

>A loud beep, and dead silence.

[coronasolcourage]

≍ (From RENARD)

Corona jumps back, rubbing his forehead. “Ow…”

[simulatedrenard]

>Cue a loud beep, static, and RENARD stumbling backward, before giving its surroundings a panicked look.

[simulatedrenard]

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[simulatedrenard]

[simulatedrenard]

[simulatedrenard]

This is the RENARD Consciousness Repair Tool, provided by the United Citizen's Corporation. This shall, hopefully, restore the machine's intelligence within the next 48 hours. Please Stand By!

[simulatedrenard]

Installing Patch... This may take a while!

[simulatedrenard]

PAAAAAAATCH!

[simulatedrenard]

Vera: yes :0

>RENARD beeps loudly, slaps Vera in the face, and casually walks away.

"ALPHA!"

[yournumbr1viruscatcher]

she holds her face and looks really really confused “what thefrig?.. what did I even do, you butt?”

[simulatedrenard]

"Hello, and welcome to the United Citizen's Corporation headquarters. Please, follow the guiding line, and do not stray from it."

>There is no guiding line to go with that obviously premade text. This looks more like some sort of warehouse... Perhaps work on this AI was cancelled?

[simulatedrenard]

Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc

[simulatedrenard]

Sometimes, I feel

[simulatedrenard]

CENSOR MEDIA. WHY NOT?

[simulatedrenard]

Green grass and high tides forever Castles of stone, soul and glory Lost faces say we adore you As kings and queens bow and play for you

[simulatedrenard]

Loud beeping

[simulatedrenard]

Vera: yes :0

>RENARD beeps loudly, slaps Vera in the face, and casually walks away.

"ALPHA!"