crow man

[sinderquiler]

egg

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a group of henchmen who are only in the villainy business bc strong union rights guarantee health coverage for preexisting conditions

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i just invent the u.s. military 

[sinderquiler]

yes you did gaud

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im bored

i dont know what to do someone suggest me something to do

[how-to-be-gay-with-andrew-gray]

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A FREE OC BASED ON THEIR BLOG IN THEIR INBOX

- I will draw a free oc especially for you!!!!!

- based on my impressions of your blog

- you can use this free oc however you wish

- you can tweak them however you wish

- make sure your submit box is open!

- these characters will be very random and they may take me a while to draw.

- Do be patient!

- you only get ONE OC PER BLOG but multiple reblogs are good to get the word around

- DON’T BE SHY! I really want to do this! Thank you.

[eat-moar-veggis-deactivated2021]

PLEASE I’D LOVE TO GET ONE

[grace-random-zero]

SCREECH

[sploinkysome]

Gasp

[legendary-posts-collection]

This sounds fun.

[yeah-asbestos]

Cool!

[guiltiest-gear]

Eh sure why not

[sinderquiler]

sounds fun but i am a new blog so it might be hard

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is actually possibly the funniest thing i’ve ever read

[sinderquiler]

haha

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

having been to church in years but i am mad craving some communion wafers to go with this wine

[sinderquiler]

and put the waferd in the cup and poor the wine

[sinderquiler]

horror movies are one of the best types of movies

[sinderquiler]

asks

well i just opened up my asks ask me anything

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sinderquiler]

this is why i like white people

[sinderquiler]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

time for some DARK TALES

[sinderquiler]

YAY DARK TALES TELL US SOME TALES GAUD

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when did it become problematic to celebrate the death of a villain? every fairytale and animated movie ever made is telling me that’s nonsense 

[sinderquiler]

same

[sinderquiler]

well today i just learnd that the word for Spain in spanish is España and when you say it sounds like “a spaner”.

[sinderquiler]

well im bored

[sinderquiler]

funny

how do i be funny?

[splorpo]

[faeryeater]

I-is that….

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is a nightmare.

[killjester]

5% of tumblr has a whole lobe dedicated to recognizing this silhouette in 0.5 seconds

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

OMG IT’S HIMMM

[the-rogue-hug-thief-deactivated]

@lynxsans

[two-cats-in-a-trench-coat]

I’m in the 5% that recognized him

[ruleofthirdz-deactivated2021110]

Oh. Oh no.

[guiltiest-gear]

Another reason to just turn the internet off forever

[sinderquiler]

dugdimadome?

[gif87a-com]

[belligerenceforhire-deactivated]

I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

@rachielena

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” - Robert A. Heinlein

[swimmingferret]

Inventor: *creates something that makes life a fuck load easier for disabled or elderly people living alone, or high-pressured workers to lighten their workload*

some moron: UMM LOOK AT THESE LAZY FUCKS LOL

[misaimed-archer]

World: *Advances.*

People who had to live pre-advancement: “LAZY!!!!!”

[sinderquiler]

i wouldn't get this beacose just setting up this be a hassle and im mf lazy