“Who is Delta of the Author even?”
Fig. 1 Johann Lorenz Haid. Portrait of a Woman with Mask (ca. 1750s). Mezzotint. Yale Center for British Art.
A lover of taboos, a student of them, really. Well versed, and well fucked in the realm of literature and classics. I am a whore with a greedy pimp named academia. I have a name but do not need to share it here, call me Penny after some luck you found lying in the gutter if you must refer to me by not Delta of the Author or Sinew Sonnets.
I am happily taken by a father-like figure to me. Monogamous but absolutely filthy in it—Raised Catholic, as you can tell. Do not contact me if you want me, observe and make my father happy about such.
I use She/Her if we are not discussing my studies of English, Classics, and French. If we are, He/Him suffices well. Never They/Them me.
As for my body…My favorite drinks include, in the following categories of alcoholic, caffeinated, and non-caffeinated, are as follows: gin & tonic, lapsang souchong and cinnamon cappuccino, and grapefruit juice. My favorite dishes are gnocchi gorgonzola with pine nuts, salmon sashimi, and brie topped with tobiko black caviar. My favorite dessert is tiramisu. I am an extremely expensive date.
In the realm of the ever amorphous landscape of art, here are some of my beaus. My favorite movies are Secretary (2002) and Caligula (1979). My favorite works of literature are Charlotte Bronte’s Jane Eyre, Roberto Bolano’s 2666, and Anais Nin’s House of Incest. My favorite artists (musical) are Nine Inch Nails, Coil, Leonard Cohen, and Lana Del Rey. My favorite artists are Francis Bacon and Georgia O’Keeffe. My favorite composers are Shostakovich and David Chalmin.
The fun fact I give in groups I am comfortable with is that I have a third nipple, otherwise I am apt to say I read sixty books annually.
And, as is made out to be the most God-vital thing on this platform, I am an adult.
