get ready…this is gonna be a hell of a mess

🔞 WARNING: smutty stuff ahead! 🔞 ✨they/he/it || est. 2002✨ 🔥🍆🍑 @cynic-eel’s spicy alt 🔥🍆🍑

[sinful-eel]

Sup! The name’s Cy and I’ve been alive for 200+ slutty, slutty years. In case it wasn’t clear, this is my account where I freak it, so….

🔞 PLEASE DNI IF YOU ARE A MINOR (17 & UNDER)!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS BOTH IMPLIED & EXPLICIT ADULT (18+) CONTENT!!! 🔞

And also, DNI if you support/have a positive view towards/otherwise romanticize incest or pedophilia or other harmful topics in that same vein. Respectfully exploring its negative aftershocks in a story/analytical context? Totally fine. Fantasizing and portraying it as a fun, lighthearted thing OR only adding those topics to a story for shock value? Gross, obviously. DNI.

Anywaysssss, I get weak in the knees for DILFs, MILFs, hot older people in general, monsters, aliens, robots, cryptids, cyborgs, androids, Sentient Sci-Fi AIs (ex. AM from IHNMAIMS), machinery, computers, anthropomorphic sentient humanoid animal beings (basically furries), a variety of fictional characters, all that fun stuff…I’m a little freeeeeeaaaaak and I simply shan’t hide that here 💅✨

I’m also a big fan of Fallout, Invincible, The Venture Bros, Amphibia, Pokémon, Gravity Falls, and The Amazing Digital Circus :P

With all that being said, welcome to the inner depths of my twisted mind!

[roroside]

That damned smile

[meowmeowstick]

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!!

If you want to see the full version, it’s on my Twitter ⚠️

[sinful-eel]

i’d give anything to see that gorgeous mustache of his stained red with my blood

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[shiningbean]

self maintenance

[roosterm3at]

literallly whatever

[segamascott]

call my meat a dead horse the way i hmm save as draft

[angelhive]

I get so gay off that… cock..

[francisforever2014]

how it feels to refer to men’s “pecs” as their tits

[sinful-eel]

non-swearing version of that one meme i made, as kindly requested by a fellow Dr. Dala lover! :]

[bungerc0re]

well it's not a handshake.

[bungerc0re]

does anyone have that post i need it

[notahorseindisguise]

[simpingforcys]

King Candy having a day of nonstop winning and feeling good…really, really good…sits in front of his bedroom mirror, slowly undresses, starts touching and praising himself as he drinks in the sight of his own reflection.

Little does he know, he’s left the door to his bedchambers slightly open and his partner is enjoying the show from outside.

- 🌊🐍 Sugar Bowl 🌊🐍

Y/N knew he shouldn't be spying on their kingly lover. Even he deserved private moments. But their door was left open... and those sounds from his lips felt oh so familiar. Their own palm travels down their body, rubbing that spot that was already heating just from hearing their royal partner's stiffen moans and self praises. The way he worshiped himself just as you did him. Because of course you did. He was everything to you. Your fire, your passion. And right now, the reason for your heat.

Though a part of you couldn't help but feel jealousy. How could he think of pleasing himself when you were right there? Is that not what you promised to be for him? His outlet? Because that's what you wanted to be for him. His everything.

And yet even as you panted on the stern wafer door of his chambers, working yourself into your feverish peak, you can't tear your eyes away from his self-made ecstasy. His short body arching back, the rhythm movements of his hand along with his moans. Just when you think you couldn't get enough...

He mutters your name.

Your hand slaps over your mouth as your drive yourself to your fruition, muffling your whimpers and silent begs for your lover as you spill yourself just like him. You try to muffle your pants and gasps, hand over a flustered face, until you hear,

"Now... where could my beloved be?"

[robo-bozo7125]

i dont have anything good to say about this screenshot so i'm just going to leave it here and let my brainwaves seep into the internet. someone will understand i'm sure

[arkspaddedroom]

To The Fungeon!

You know how sometimes I draw innocent pictures that people take the wrong way….this is not one of them.

I can’t help but love the idea of Sadistic King Candy

[silenthill2ps2]