Hetalia Sin and Preferences

Welcome to literally the worst APH imagines blog ever. Rules can be found by using the tag #rules. Please read the rules before you request anything. I don't bite (usually) and requests are usually open.

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Headcanon #3 (Germanics)

They throw sparkle parties every Saturday night and take turns throwing them.

- Gilbert throws the wildest ones.

- Ludwig and Roderich don’t throw too many. They both claim them to be completely ridiculous, yet somehow usually end up in their underwear by the end of the night.

- Vash usually ends up having too much to drink, leaving poor Erika to hide his guns and ammunition before he comes home.

- Kugelmugel never got invited to one.

- Matthias, Berwald, and Lukas (Denmark, Sweden, and Norway) started throwing their own sparkle parties because they thought the past ones were ‘too mainstream.’ 

- Elizaveta (Hungary) usually goes to the ones Gilbert hosts, though she pretends to dread attending these parties.

- As for poor Erika (Liechtenstein)? She’s the poor soul who has no idea what to do half of the time. Someone, help her

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Zodiac Signs (because I really need to update this more often lmao)

So, I haven’t updated this for at least two years (rip me), but I’d like to try to be more active. This is especially because I need to record at least 50 hours of when I’m being creative in order to graduate this coming year and because I’m on summer break for the next month. As always, feel free to send in any requests, but make sure you read the rules before you do.

Anyway, I tried to put in as many nations as possible going based on canon “birthdays” I found on various sources on the internet (I’ll probably make a separate post about those later.).

Aries (March 21 - April 19): Greece, Belgium

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) (me): Hutt River, England, Norway, Cuba

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Ladonia, Denmark, Sweden, Hungary, Iceland

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Seychelles, Canada, Hong Kong, America, Liechtenstein, France, Poland

Leo (July 23 - August 22): Switzerland, South Korea

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Belarus, Ukraine, Vietnam, Sealand, Molossia

Libra (September 23 - October 22): Cyprus, Germany, Kugelmugel, China

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): HRE, Taiwan, Austria, Turkey, Wy, Latvia

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Romania, Finland

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Russia, Monaco, Prussia

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Seborga, Australia, Netherlands, Japan, Spain, Lithuania

Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Estonia, Egypt, Italy, Romano

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Could you do top or bottom for the Baltic’s and Poland?

Yes of course!Poland: switch, but usually bottomsLithuania: almost always the bottom, but is okay with being the top sometimesLatvia: poor cinnamon roll is too shy to be the top, so he's usually the bottomEstonia: even though he appears timid, he's not afraid to top once he and his S/O are alone

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Top or Bottom? (Axis, Allies, and Nordics ONLY)

Italy: doesn’t have a particular preference

Germany: prefers to be the top

Japan: bottom

Romano: prefers top, but will *reluctantly* be bottom if his S/O wants

Prussia: same as his Bruder

Spain: usually tops, but doesn’t mind being the bottom every once in a while

America: prefers to be the top

Canada: prefers to be the bottom, as he’s afraid he might go too far if he tops

England: he’ll never admit it, but he actually doesn’t have a particular preference (although he usually tops)

France: almost always tops, but doesn’t mind letting his S/O take control every so often 

Russia: same as Canada

China: prefers to bottom, but doesn’t mind being the top every once in a while

Denmark: prefers to top

Norway: same as Denmark

Sweden: surprisingly, he prefers to be the bottom, although he’s okay with being the top

Finland: is sick of being the bottom all the time, so he prefers to top

Iceland: this blushy little cinnamon roll is usually too damn shy to be the top (but will still do it at times), so he’s usually the bottom

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Okay. Also what's your headcanons on what Italy and Romano's bedroom is like?

First ask! Let’s do this.

-They share a room, only because Italy wanted to. 

-They used to have a bunk bed, but now they have two separate beds. (Romano made it very clear one day that he did NOT want to share a bed with his fratello)

-The beds have matching pillows, which look like the Italian flag, and blankets (again, Italy’s idea).

-The entire room itself looks like a before-and-after scene from an infomercial.

-Italy tries to keep his side of the room clean, but it’s sometimes littered with his clothes and the occasional can of marinara sauce.

-Romano’s side, well... it looks like a pigsty. 

-The only way to get him to clean his side of the room is if someone was coming over (*cough* Spain *cough*)

-The brothers argued over what colors their room would be, Italy wanting light-green and Romano wanting red, until they came to the agreement that the ceiling would be red and the walls light green.

-Holy shit, their carpet is soft as hell.

That’s all I got for now. Thank you for sending that in!

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Headcanon #2 (Greece)

Heracles named all of his cats after Greek gods. His cats also share some personality traits of the gods or goddesses they’re named after.

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I do see her being loyal Switzerland, but I do think that Liechtenstein choose her style. Sure she tried to be like him, but I think that it was her older portrayal (like France being a super flirty pervert with a bad portrayal) and her recent appearances shows appear on her own. I think that nowadays she's worried about his own safety or something like that.

I see what you mean. The older portrayal is the real, for the lack of a better word, “stereotypical” portrayal of her, and that’s really the one I know the best out of the two different styles, since I’ve only seen the last two seasons once, and the first four multiple times.

Still, I’m glad you sent something in, and I’ll consider the portrayals of each character from different seasons in the next mass post, which I don’t plan on having too often.

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Here’s the deal-io, fam

I just answered my first ask (well, it wasn’t really an ask, but...), and I just thought that I would add this rule because of it.

Anon that sent that in, I’m not mad at you; in fact, you actually followed this rule well.

Feel free to disagree with what I post, but don’t act like a whiny bitch about it. I get that we all have different opinions and perspectives, so I’m willing to agree to disagree on certain things I write. If you don’t agree with what I’ve written for one of the characters, feel free to send something in and I’ll explain why I chose that particular trait for that character. (Please, view the post below this if you are unsure of what a good example of this looks like.)

All I ask is that you don’t complain about a simple slip-up over and over again. (It’s rude and rather annoying.) 

Thank you, and have a great (insert time here)!

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Liechtenstein is her own character and has been shown that can interact with other characters without Switzerland. It's also been stated that she states her own opinions. I think that she'd more likely join to Instinct. She can still bond with Switzerland without needing to follow him around.

I can see where you’re coming from, but I feel that she stays with him because he’s the one that saved her country (I’m going based off the first episode they’re in), and that she stays with him so that she can return the favor when the opportunity arises. I’m not saying that she’s completely dependent on her brother, I’m saying that she wants to be there to help him when she feels that he needs it in order to show him her gratitude for saving her life.

I’m not sure if that makes any sense, but I hope that clarifies things.

Thank you for sending that in, though.

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Headcanon #1 (England)

Alternatively Titled: I need to sleep it’s quarter after 1 am

It’s well known that Arthur can’t cook to save his life. He’s auditioned for several cooking shows, like Top Chef and Master Chef (where he met Ramsay... yeah... things didn’t go too well...). Despite his best efforts, he has never been able to land a spot in these sort of shows.

Contrary to popular belief, he can bake like hell. Some might argue that his baking is better than that of his 2p. (*cough* don’t tell Oliver *cough*)

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Pokémon GO Teams

Because I don’t post jack and have yet to actually post a scenario.

Italy: Instinct

Germany: Valor

Japan: Mystic

America: either Valor or Instinct (mainly to piss off England)

Canada: either Instinct or Mystic

England: Mystic

France: Valor (again, just to piss off England)

Russia: Instinct

China: Mystic

Romano: Valor

Spain: probably Instinct, but I can see him as Valor too

Prussia: Valor

Denmark: same as America, except to piss off Norway

Norway: Mystic

Iceland: Instinct

Finland: almost chose Instinct, but decided to join Valor

Sweden: Valor

Sealand: Instinct

Estonia: Mystic

Lithuania: Mystic

Latvia: Instinct

Poland: Instinct

Hungary: Valor

Austria: lmao, that game’s lame but is totes on Mystic

Switzerland: Valor

Liechtenstein: Valor, mainly because she didn’t have the heart to be on a separate team as her Bruder.

Belarus: almost joined Valor, but chose Instinct (because of her brother)

Ukraine: Instinct

South Korea: Instinct

Taiwan: Instinct

Vietnam: Mystic

Thailand: Instinct

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Get to know your favorite trash can

I'm pretty sure y'all want to know a thing or two about me (Why, I'm not sure, but I don't judge.). Anyway, here's some things about me: Name: Elizabeth (feel free to call me Lizzie if you want) Age: 16 Fandoms other than Hetalia: -Doctor Who -OHSHC -Death Note -Soul Eater -Monty Python -Little Britain -Marvel -TMNT -Hamilton -Other musicals (there are too many to name tbh) -Disney -I'm pretty much a fandom whore. First language: English Languages I can speak a bit of: German, Italian, Spanish, Mandarin, and a bit of Japanese. I'm not afraid to try to learn more languages, though. Nationality: 'Murican Preferred pronouns: she/her Sexuality: bi-curious Relationship status: single pringle That's pretty much all I got for now. Don't be afraid to ask me more questions about myself. I don't (usually) bite.

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Match-Ups Guide

Back at it again with the rules.... and ships, and so the balance shifts

Anyway, I do accept match-up requests, as long as you have the following requirements:

-Your first name

-Sexuality and gender

-A little bit about your personality (MBTI and zodiac signs are not required, but you can add those if you want)

-Likes and Dislikes (This one is pretty important, for obvious reasons)

-Hobbies

The following things are not required, but you can include these if you’d like

-Physical appearance (I don’t tend to look at stuff like these, but you can add some aspects of your physical appearance if you’d like.)

-MBTI

-Zodiac Sign

That’s pretty much it for now. Happy requesting!

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Yo, fam. What’s good?

Oh scheiße, not another APH imagines blog!

Well, I don’t just write imagines! I also write preferences, scenarios, and match-ups!

Anyway, this post is pretty much what you need to take into consideration before you request ANYTHING.

What I will write:

-Country x (any gender/sexuality, etc) S/O (both platonic and romantic)

-Polyamorous relationships (no more than 3 characters x (S/O) please)

-2pTalia (it’ll probably suck, but I’ll try)

-Fluff, Angst (to an extent), and smut (again, to an extent)

-Match-Ups (more on that coming up)

-Scenarios for up to 8 characters at a time

-Headcanons (feel free to send your own in if you’d like)

What I REFUSE to write:

-Country x Country (this is just to avoid shipping wars)

-Triggering content (suicide, rape, non-consensual NSFW, murder, etc.) (if a character is helping someone who went through something like that, then it’s okay, but if one of the characters is the one actually doing it, then no)

-POLITICS (I don’t want to start WWIII, here. Besides, this is supposed to be a fun page for all of us)

-No OCs allowed (sorry, it’s more of a I-don’t-want-to-screw-up-their-personality-or-anything sort of thing.)

-Yandere! Characters and/or Incest (makes me uncomfortable)

-Hardcore BDSM, DDLG, etc. (again, it makes me uncomfortable)

-Sweden with a female S/O (This one might seem unfair, but Hima did say that Sweden was gay for Finland. I don’t want to go against canon fact. If the reader has to be female for one of Sweden’s scenarios ((reader) is on her period, etc.), then the relationship will strictly be platonic.)

That’s about it for right now, if I do update the rules, I’ll reblog this post and update the rules.

Happy requesting!