Castiel side blog: i-dont-understand-that-reference A.K.A Lusty, Hiddleston Slore, Fanfic writer. The Adorkable British Idiotic Asshole and Golden Globe Winner Tom Hiddleston owns my soul. 18+ As my thoughts and ramblings are totally NSFW
the last character saved in your photos is who you have to kiss under the mistletoe. Who is it?
I’ll go first.
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Just look at his expression and that inviting gesture! 👀🔥
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(which I am too lazy to put in an actual Bingo Meme)
-If you claim to be a Tom fan and you’re saying any of this stuff, you especially should be ashamed of yourself.
1). “She’s showing off her pregnancy!”
Yeah, they get kind of hard to hide when you’re a few months in. Of course she was going address it in the interview- she showed up with a baby bump. What was she supposed to say when they asked- “No, please ignore the fact that I’m so obviously pregnant?”
2). “She got pregnant to trap Tom!”
They got engaged in September. And yes, men who feel trapped constantly light up with goofy smiles when their fiancé is around, and go around talking about how “very happy” they are when congratulated/s. 🙄
3). “It’s a publicity stunt, just like Benedict and Sophie!”
Oh goody, the insane tinfoil Cumber bitches who are obsessed with Benedict and Sophie conspiracy theories are now going to move on to Tom and Zawe. 🤦🏻♀️
4). “She’s punching up/is a social-climber” (some sick fuck actually tried to put this on her Wikipedia page! 😡)
He’s not going to date you sweetheart. He doesn’t even know you exist. Get over it.
“Social Climber?” What century are you living in??
5). Unhinged “heartbroken” rant about how he’s no longer single.
See # 4. And please get therapy.
6). “Zawe looks like an ape, man, etc.”
Ah yes, racist dog whistles. You’re racist scum. That’s pretty much all that needs to be said about this one.
7.) “She’s just using him to further her career and get into Marvel.”
Because her career totally wasn’t rising on its own before they got together/s-she got picked to star in Broadway after all. She got the Marvel role before they went public. He probably did put in a good word for her-that’s how the industry often works. In case you forgot, when Tom was being considered for the Loki role Kenneth Branagh put in a good word for him. He probably would’ve done that even if they were just friends. But if either Tom or Zawe had truly sucked, no good word would’ve gotten them the roles.
8). “I miss him with Taylor!” ::proceeds to spam Zawe tags with Hiddleswift::
It was for 3 months-6 years ago. They both moved on-you need to as well. And don’t spam tags!
9). “Taylor ruined him for decent women and he’s scraping the bottom of the barrel.”
This one seems like a combination of 4, 6, & 8. As well as how ridiculous it is that you somehow think that every woman should be measured by your particular idol, who is not the model of perfection you seem to think she is.
10). “They’re both gay and using each other as a beard.”
While I’m all for more out Queer people in the industry, there are actual straight people there. Everyone is not gay and hiding it. How about concentrating on supporting Queer rights within the Entertainment industry, instead of wasting your time publicly speculating about stuff like this?
11). This one has been aimed at me personally-“You only like Zawe because she’s with Tom!”
No, actually I took an interest in her since I first saw her in Betrayal. This furthered when I had a pleasant personal interaction with her-when I was at stage door I was coughing and sneezing a lot, and she got me some tissues and asked me if I was okay. I then started researching other stuff she’s been in. I know for a fact I’m not the only one. Them getting together was icing on the cake.
Besides, if she came to peoples’ attention because they saw her with Tom and started to like her, what’s wrong with that? I, along with many others, first found out about Tom when I went to see the first Thor movie; and I was originally there just to see Chris Hemsworth.
12). “Her grandfather/family was bad, blah blah.”
I tend to take these things with a grain of salt, but let’s say for the sake of argument that it’s true. So what? Are we holding people responsible for what their ancestors did now? In that case, every one of us is in trouble, because I guarantee you every body has got at least one asshole ancestor-probably multiple ones.
It was the last day before fall break. Grades were submitted and it was now or never. You adjusted your top to show an ample amount of cleavage. With a trembling hand, you knocked on the ornate door.
“Come.” the silky British answered from the other side. You bit your lip at the unintentional double entendre.
You stepped into the room to find Professor Thomas Hiddleston behind his desk, papers covering the large wooden desk. Your mind flashed to your back against that desk, his mouth between your legs.
‘There is no-one, on this earth, who is like you. You are the only person who can do what you do; who has lived your life; has internalised your experience. And, that song in your heart belongs to you, and you alone. Hold that very dear, because it’s precious. And every voice is worth hearing. so, whatever story you have, whatever you want to say, keep it close, and hold it dear. And stay true. And you’ll be fine.’
Please and thank you ... btw .. this is adorable. I think Tom was slated to speak in June 2017 but pulled out for unknown reasons. Here’s hoping this works out ;-)
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