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@sing-itfortheworld
Hi there. This is an old blog i resurrected in the wake of going to a my chemical romance concert and becoming so obsessed i needed to hop back on tumblr. If I followed you recently you're probably a mcr or dracula daily blog so thank you for the food
*i'm trying to remember to tag my stuff for photosensitivity and also go back and tag old posts, but i'm probably still missing some things. so here's a discretion warning pls stay safe <3
same animal btw
best picture i’ve ever taken
our scary // not ok, nashville
Fuckkk you guys I think I missed out on getting a mev clone… maybe I need to update my draagaddress or something
Oh my god no was I supposed to assemble the pile of meat and bones and viscera that was shipped to my door in the middle of the night? I just cooked and ate that tbh I thought it was the grand immortal dictator smiling down on me fuckkkk does anyone know if I could get a new one
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
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👆 me
@xmckvrx the toad came home !!!
i cant wait to go to the show tomorrow and know that i am experiencing an entirely different draag than like 80% of the other attendees
like they dont even know about the hot hot chicken mev clone ranch scandal
bring your own cup day at local hot hot chicken i show up with a bucket and order the ranch
MEV clones get pregnant and have offspring...Nature is so wonderful (please neuter your MEV at home, DRAAG's TNR program is not as efficient as we would want it to be, a MEV clone running away and then coming back home could return with a little surprise inside. Be responsible)
My local Hot Hot Chicken has started implementing a ‘vegan’ MEVtender alternative in its menu and it’s supposed to be rolling out nationwide soon but I tried it and there is still a distinct mevsoul-like taste to them so I suspect there is some cross contamination going on behind the scenes. I escalated this concern to corporate and their response was to send me a 5% off coupon for one any size Wheatshake. Bro
My local Hot Hot Chicken has started implementing a ‘vegan’ MEVtender alternative in its menu and it’s supposed to be rolling out nationwide soon but I tried it and there is still a distinct mevsoul-like taste to them so I suspect there is some cross contamination going on behind the scenes. I escalated this concern to corporate and their response was to send me a 5% off coupon for one any size Wheatshake. Bro
I even tried ordering a vegan ranch but when I watched them prep it they just jerked another mev clone into a cup and the only difference was that this one was blindfolded ???? I don’t think hot hot chicken knows what vegan means
you don’t log on for a couple hours god forbid and suddenly we’re all chugging mev ranch ?
me at the hot hot chicken i think
oh the whining
gerard way: good morning, dear, time for our monthly tumblr briefing
mcr social media intern: alright so they popped off with the hot hot chicken lore. just absolutely ran with it
gw: hahaha yes i thought they would
mcrsmi: they immediately started saying hot hot chicken is staffed with mev clones
gw: what's mev again?
mcrsmi: most exalted vocalist. the chicken is also actually mev meat
gw: oh my how fun
mcrsmi: so people are coming up with anecdotes that the mev staff is often emotionally unstable
gw: i suppose that tracks
mcrsmi: some have latched on to the idea that mev clones jerk off onto their fries and call it ranch dressing
gw: *wide-eyed pause*
mcrsmi: do you fw with that
gw: do I what?
mcrsmi: do you fuck with that. do you like it
gw: oh I fuck about it immensely, yes
mcrsmi: im not a fan but only because im allergic to cum.
gw: *silence*
mcrsmi: oh so you're ok with your clones making their own brand of ranch dressing with a terrible taste but not with me oversharing?
gw: no I just got distracted thinking about other... bodily fluids
mcrsmi: oh vomit?
gw: you know about that huh
mcrsmi: not only you tweeted about it 15 years ago-
gw: *sighs* of course people remember that
mcrsmi: yeah the screenshots get passed around frequently. but also. does the name xboyherox ring a bell
gw: *squinting suspiciously* yes?
mcrsmi: someone found your and mikey's whole posting history from about 1998
gw: *eyes glazing over*
mcrsmi: ma'am?
gw: all of it?
mcrsmi: all of it.
gw: *deranged smile* EXCELLENT
mcrsmi: huh
gw: *writing furiously on notepad* ok see you next week *runs off*
mcrsmi: *opening ao3 on phone* this is the best job ever
they're not even frying stuff in oil anymore at my local hot hot chicken i literally watched a mev clone piss into the fryer when it needed topping up
oh so when the mev clones are being jerked off onto your fries it's fine but piss is where you guys draw the line? get out of my restaurant this hot hot chicken no longer welcomes you
