chill your fight boner

i'm like an elephant, ok? if i walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's in there

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[blackgirlsreverything]

[karlvsn-deactivated20240312-dea]

[sweatermuppet]

hi here's a booklist of contemporary poetry (ZLibrary, epubs + PDFs, free to download). already more than 100 books, but plan to add more as they become available + as i read them <3 enjoy!

[angstics]

YOU SHOULD HAVE RAISED A BABY GIRL I SHOULDVE BEEN A BETTER SON (ig: erunmari)

[rottingfacade]

girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”

[everythingstarstuff]

[stuckinapril]

sometimes u just gotta do things because 12 y/o you would think you’re literally the coolest for doing those things

[thenatsdorf]

Cheetah calls for his sibling. (via)

[sunsetpan0rama]

I don't like change and I also need things to be constantly changing. hope that helps

[suenyito]

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

[valtsv]

yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

[valtsv]

yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.

[kristina100000]

idgaf if a man has nipple piercings im still making him fix the tv

[funnytwittertweets]

[hollowboobtheory]

i don’t understand how inflation isn’t an easily solvable issue like just stop raising the prices??? that’s you. you’re doing that. just stop.

[hollowboobtheory]

“no but EVERYONE is raising prices” stop giving into peer pressure. if all the other businesses jumped off a bridge would you do it? stop it.

[shinesurge]

i hope websites that prompt me to log in to keep scrolling feel pain when i immediately close them instead

[supermariomamafucker]