💦🎶Johnny Splash Records🎶💦

A hunk a wet hot love for you~ Asks and submissions open<3

[singin-in-the-shower]

💦Good evenin' darlins~ Names Johnny Splash! Rising star in the music scene and your humble gentleshower.🎵

A pleasure to be here- though it would be a swell way to connect with my new fanbase! So send me questions, fan mail, Johnny Splash is an open book... F-for most things-

Hullo everyone! I'm admin Sharkie, all pronouns applicable, and welcome to my humble character ask blog!

Some guidelines-

Admin is 20, and flirty/suggestive/horny asks are ok. NSFW content, if any, will be tagged as such if you want to avoid it, but keep in mind when following.

Shipping characters is welcome, both ocs and cannon. I am very welcome to rare pairs!

General character interactions are also welcome, and Dms are open for talking roleplay shenanigans :]

Nothing gory or gross in asks or submissions

Generally be respectful and kind, I am a human being after all.

Lets have fun and thank you for being here<3

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Hi Johnny boy! I brought you some gum!

[she hands you a few pieces of gum, for once she doesn’t notice the costume change]

Thank ya darlin!

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M/A: Johnny is now wearing this dress for the next 5 asks

O-oh-!

... this is pretty nice-

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Because of you, I keep singing your silly little song, bro...

Keep up the practice Johnny you're amazing! :>

Hehe, oh I don't need practice. This here? It's alllllll natural talent darlin~

But, happy to be your earworm~

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sometimes i have the overwhelming urge to eat fruit while taking a cold shower with the lights off so i can feel like some sort of primate living in a rainforest.

i think it stems from an incident where i tore apart three mangoes with my hands and ate them in the rain after a breakup.

there is absolutely no question here

. . . I... I love Y'all, but sometimes I don't quite to what to say-

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-tosses mic- HIT IT JOHNNY!!!!

Aa-

[He squeaks, fumbling with the mic a bit before getting a good grasp oh it- Someones not good at catch it seems-]

Uh...

Well, I'd never wanna disappoint a fan~

A HUNK A-

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The new sprinkler system takes after you.

Don’t worry, she’s nice.

She has issues staying in one place for too long, but that’s about it.

. . . . .

... am I ready to be a father?

[singin-in-the-shower]

You are a father now, congratulations 🎉

Her name is Oscil. She likes dancing, lullabies and summer activities 🥰

W-what-

What?

WHAT?!

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*Points aggressivley*

YOU'RE GOING TO GET ARTED AT A LOT NOW FROM ME.

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER MR. SHOWER MAN.

Oh- ahh....

Alright! Thank you- I appreciate that-!

[singin-in-the-shower]

Not an ask but a gift!!

I doodled you one day :]

The sticky note is there cuz I messed up and did that all in pen lol

(Guh I hated Johnny when I first saw him in the Breaker Box but then I did his route and FUCK I LOVE THE ELVIS SHOWER MAN)

Heh- Well now, isn't this just lovely?

Thank you kindly sweetheart~ Downright gorgeous work of art! Always an honor to recive gifts from my adorin' fans~

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Hey Johnny~

[It’s Cupid again! This time, they sport a more satyr-like form once again, alongside a nature theme with orange.]

Got a little bored, thought I’d come bother my favorite music artist~ how’ve you been? Feelin good, Feelin sassy?

[they laugh, even though the reference to a certain inhabitant would make no sense in this world.]

I finally made my own blog! Still fine-tuning, don’t mind the weird theme mashup… then again, kinda my thing I guess!

(@your-local-puck)

Huh-? Ohhh you again- lovely hearing from you again!

I'm doin just peachy darlin, thank you for asking~

Good on you making your own one a these... blog... deedlies- I'm happy for ya! Hope it goes well-

[singin-in-the-shower]

Johnny boy, hug

[she hugs you, but a bit more gentler than usual]

[He hugs back-]

Mm- thank you as always for the generous affection darlin~

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R u still taking magic asks that change your clothes n stuff. Or do you have like a cooldown. Is it too soon to give you another magic ask (dw your torso will be covered)

... thank you?

Ah... it's been a bit now so I guess we've taken a break... but I aint holdin my breath-

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Johnny I suddenly realize that we always ask you about other people in the house, buuut I've never asked you how you feel about us-

SOOOO how do you feel about the askers of this blog? (I say fornoparticularreasonimdefnotscaredyoustillhateme HAHA)

Well, I'm always elated to hear from my darlin fans~ It's a gift to hear from my best supporters and darling admirers. Even if at sometimes you all can be a but... excitable.

. . . But I don't hate a single one of you.. Promise..

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well johnny... Need I remind you of the two drawings I made?

YOU HEAR THOSE BELLS A-RINGIN JOHNNY???? 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

Aah-... H-how could I forget about those...

W-well uh.. Ahm- just cuz ya drew it aint mean it's happenin any time soon.

... least... D-don't think it will... My sweetheart wouldn't- pop the question on me so soo- would he..?

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Johnny you remind me of a wet cat... Can I pet u?

Now that I'm properly covered again- go right on ahead darlin-

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Aww the poor boy's way too embarrassed WE NEED TO GIVE HIM HIS SHIRT BACK!!

Oh yes please...

[Okay okay- He you can be dressed again.]

Ah, thank you narrator...