i'm not doing this again

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it took me a long time to realise "as wide as he was tall" and "built like a brick shithouse" weren't descriptors that indicated this was the guy you were supposed to be mooning over

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King.

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a quick and lazy comparison edit

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It's sometimes hard to get a handle on just how massive this guy actually is. Fortunately, here's him splashing around in tight clothes in a pool for ages. Jesus was weird.

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a little extra chaos

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Fat Chaos

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You just know these guys have groupies.

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It's not much but I'll take it.

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?????

this page has been shut down by Tumblr for about 2 months now and I wasn't even allowed to submit an appeal, it was just busted. and now it's back??? whatever for??? jesus christ lol oh. i've just seen all my old posts have been wiped. What is the point of freezing it, deleting it all and giving it back?

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didn't expect this to turn up, at his (brief) biggest before suddenly losing the weight:

oh no he's still hot

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Have you heard the good news? All that Christian repression makes you fat.

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Shall We Go On Sinning So That Grace May Increase?

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Fact: get fat and people will serenade and caress you in public. accept nothing less.

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when i was first searching for videos like this, i discovered the importance of knowing what the words actually meant, because some of them mean "circumcision ceremony" and that makes for a very alarming surprise. anyway i'd let this guy beat me up.

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didn't expect this to turn up, at his (brief) biggest before suddenly losing the weight:

oh no he's still hot

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Unreasonable.

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look i'm not saying anyone's sexuality can be wrong but if it doesn't include this man i don't trust you