i'm not doing this again

this blog is purely for devotional purposes as i share inspiring selections from sermons over the years. i'm pretty sure that means you're not allowed to ban me because religious freedom or something.

[singingtongs]

i never think of black shirts as being so revealing, but the contrast and definition on this bad boy is divine

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If this is what a life of restraint and temperance leads to, imagine what would've happened if he'd indulged in the sin of gluttony.

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what's with the slutty haircut designed to reveal the neckroll, eh? what's that all about. have a bit of modesty, father

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there's got to be more to cults than just how fat the leader gets, but i fear that is all it would take for me

[singingtongs]

putting the "christ!" in christ

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jesus wants you to prosper REALLY hard

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sharing some of my favourite bible verses, probably

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it took me a long time to realise "as wide as he was tall" and "built like a brick shithouse" weren't descriptors that indicated this was the guy you were supposed to be mooning over

[singingtongs]

King.

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a quick and lazy comparison edit

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It's sometimes hard to get a handle on just how massive this guy actually is. Fortunately, here's him splashing around in tight clothes in a pool for ages. Jesus was weird.

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a little extra chaos

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Fat Chaos

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You just know these guys have groupies.

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It's not much but I'll take it.

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?????

this page has been shut down by Tumblr for about 2 months now and I wasn't even allowed to submit an appeal, it was just busted. and now it's back??? whatever for??? jesus christ lol oh. i've just seen all my old posts have been wiped. What is the point of freezing it, deleting it all and giving it back?

[zangtang]

didn't expect this to turn up, at his (brief) biggest before suddenly losing the weight:

oh no he's still hot