Canadian Mother

Bonjour, I am Maddie and this is my son, Demitri. Don't mind him, he's not the best behaved. M!A status: none Relationship status: multiship Maddie's FC: Amber Heard Demitri's FC: Ty Panitz ((Independent RP blog for human!Fem!Canada fem domme Maddie))

[sundaydecember-deactivated20151]

[lumberjacksrule420]

-passed out in Matt’s cabin-

[single-mom-maddie]

-came to give Matt some food-

-knocks on the door-

[staceythinx]

Giant inflatable rabbit installations by artist Amanda Perer

[theotherwesley]

I for one welcome our new cloud bunny overlords 

[single-mom-maddie]

"Hey Demitri. Come here a second," Airetia called.

"Why? Do you have something for me?" he raises an eyebrow, interested. He is his normal child self again sadly, he is sad that he cannot show off.

[small-amble-soul-deactivated201]

"Well, the return payment depends on what you like. But I can probably get you some decent lunch money in return," Airetia twirled on her heels and seemed mischievous the way her eyes rolled around the environment and back to Demitri.

"If you can pull it off, I’ll be really impressed. I need you to sneak into my school’s principal office and snag up a phone. It should be uh… A little Samsung, black and has a rose sticker on the back of it. That’s your first mission."

[single-mom-maddie]

"Mmm… I want pop and some candy thrown in the mix of things I’ll get." He looked at her as she twirled, thinking it odd the way she looked.

He nods, “I can do that. Just bring me to the school and I’ll have the phone back to you in under an hour.”

[small-amble-soul-deactivated201]

“Done and done. Follow me. Sure your mother won’t worry too much?” She smirked, glad that he was going to take the deal. Only once the phone was recieved would they move to part two. This was a little like a paid trial run.

[single-mom-maddie]

He gave her a shrug, "I'm sure she won't mind me leaving for a little bit, she's busy anyhow." Demitri followed after her, not caring what the job was as long as he got some things as payment.

[single-mom-maddie]

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

[dat-mee]

omfg you suave little shit

[achievement-hunter]

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf

[single-mom-maddie]

"Hey Demitri. Come here a second," Airetia called.

"Why? Do you have something for me?" he raises an eyebrow, interested. He is his normal child self again sadly, he is sad that he cannot show off.

[small-amble-soul-deactivated201]

"Well, the return payment depends on what you like. But I can probably get you some decent lunch money in return," Airetia twirled on her heels and seemed mischievous the way her eyes rolled around the environment and back to Demitri.

"If you can pull it off, I’ll be really impressed. I need you to sneak into my school’s principal office and snag up a phone. It should be uh… A little Samsung, black and has a rose sticker on the back of it. That’s your first mission."

[single-mom-maddie]

"Mmm... I want pop and some candy thrown in the mix of things I'll get." He looked at her as she twirled, thinking it odd the way she looked.

He nods, "I can do that. Just bring me to the school and I'll have the phone back to you in under an hour."

[single-mom-maddie]

"Hey Demitri. Come here a second," Airetia called.

"Why? Do you have something for me?" he raises an eyebrow, interested. He is his normal child self again sadly, he is sad that he cannot show off.

[small-amble-soul-deactivated201]

The teen girl chuckled when he saw him as a real kid again. Aww, and he was soooo cute. “So you like stealing junk or uh…. I heard you are good at spying on things. Can you do me a favor?”

[single-mom-maddie]

Don't tell him that he's cute if you want him to do something for you. "Yeah, I do and yeah, I am." He gets a serious (as much as he can) business look on his face. "What do you want me to do and what am I going to get in return?"

[single-mom-maddie]

"Hey Demitri. Come here a second," Airetia called.

"Why? Do you have something for me?" he raises an eyebrow, interested. He is his normal child self again sadly, he is sad that he cannot show off.

[seventhstart]

(Photos of women in the circus by Frederick W. Glasier, ca. 1901-1928.)

[amarilloo]

AH!

[hkirkh]

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

[jbaggles]

[sizvideos]

[vancreator]

This commercial is amazing.

[beardyyy03]

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

[irrevokable]

cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.

[speedlimit15]

MBOW

[infinityankle-deactivated201505]

MWEB

[planitia]

Yeah but can we talk for a second about how the cat’s name is McLovin

[single-mom-maddie]

Demitri: -trying to sneak off to his room with a handful of candy-

Maddie: -doesn’t have to look away from what she is doing to know what he is doing- If you take that candy upstairs and to your room, you will be spanked. -calm voice as she says it-

[lumberjacksrule420]

Do I get one too if I take some candy?

[single-mom-maddie]

-chuckles- Yes, so do you. And you will get more if you take it back to your room.

-stops what she's doing to greet him- So, what would a man like you gain by stealing candy anyway? -grins and walks up to him-

Demitri: -gagging in the distance at the two of them-

[born2live0804-blog]

oh my goodness…too cute

[single-mom-maddie]

Demitri: -trying to sneak off to his room with a handful of candy-

Maddie: -doesn't have to look away from what she is doing to know what he is doing- If you take that candy upstairs and to your room, you will be spanked. -calm voice as she says it-