No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
d e v o n
Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
cherry valley forever
$LAYYYTER

Origami Around
Mike Driver

Product Placement
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The Stonewall Inn
tumblr dot com
occasionally subtle

bliss lane

shark vs the universe

Kiana Khansmith
Interview Vampire Daily

@theartofmadeline
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Misplaced Lens Cap

oozey mess
seen from Mexico
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seen from United States
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@thesharpestlance
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
Katie McGrath 😻
Important question
Okay but I think these two are onto something
Test subject
(no bird was harmed)
I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.
spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!
will you take the money?
yes
no
bald / nuance
I mean. Okay
This was a Patreon Request
Full respect to the person who signed me up for Donald Trump's email list, thereby signing me up for America's Right Wing Pillow Company (????) emails.
Like, I assume you hate me, and you made me feel that hate. I have had a lot of haters through the years, but you absolutely stand out for your filthiness.
This is gonna surprise you, but when you try to unsubscribe from Trump fundraising emails, Trump does not take you off his list?
Like, who could have imagined that this particular President would show such a fundamental disrespect for unsubscribe requests.
No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?
I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate
I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️
Hawkeye 1x06 "So This is Christmas?"
excellent tags from @merrinish: #kate bishop#yelena belova#hawkeye#i’m BEGGING THE UNIVERSE#to put them together again
This.
I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖
MELISSA IS GOING TO PLAY A FUCKING TENNIS STAR?!
THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!
And you're telling me she's gonna play a tennis star making a comeback after a traumatic event? Hmmmmm
Just putting it here...
it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl
so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown
BREAKFAST