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the-stars-in-heaven

i’m gonna- *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health*

… buy an axe in central london

starting my third listen-through of tma, bc tmagp is on a pause. wish me luck

#tma #tmagp

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*normal elias* "hello john, apologies for the deception"

*elias in a storm calling john* "hello john, apologies for the reception"

*elias after catching the ball john was throwing to martin* "hello john, apologies for the interception"

*elias after accidentally walking into john* "hello john, apologies for the connection"

*elias when his metal detector wont stop beeping* "hello john, apologies for the detection"

*elias after checking how johns work is going* "hello john, apologies for the inspection"

*elias after buying a mirror for the institute* "hello john, apologies for the reflection"

*elias after making john do the thing he was supposed to do* "hello john, apologies for the delegation"

sry

nudityandnerdery

hikaaa-bi

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

just got my braces!

the struggle begins

palabarian

Street smarts with Starkwell Operative Dane

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🌊The painted Lady

fagstaynight

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

tboylucifer

The chair is such a good bit, but also it shows that this thing, that was never human only given the characteristics of one, is actually trying very hard to be courteous.

Imagine him making this meeting with Colin, and then getting off the phone and thinking to himself, "What do people like? Well they do sit a lot. I hear they get tired from not sitting. Well I wouldn't want Colin to get tired. Should I get a chair?"

Then also imagine him going to a furniture store, picking out a chair, making sure it's comfy. Maybe even asking someone to sit in it to tell him if they like it. Balking at the price tag, looking around for anything else, then sighing and buying it anyway.

Only then to not meet Colin and have Alice too uncomfortable to sit in the chair. Like, that's what the chair is for, Alice. To keep you from being uncomfortable.

single-murder-member

"Like, that's what the chair is for, Alice. To keep you from being uncomfortable."

colours-of-the-galaxies

Heinrich Unheimlich 👁️ 👄 👁️ the chair was 60 euros but the serve is priceless

single-murder-member

TДT

zot-ima-shelcha

In 2012 Heinrich Unheimlich made the maze game that jumpscares you when you finish the second level, and sat every night alone writing scary copypastas that you had to forward to 5 friends otherwise you'll die.

A whole generation of traumatized children.

anhaplz5

Based on Ororon's ''about Ifa'' dialogue... singing (howling) together...

gengarguy27

Heinreich Unheimlich buying a chair is so funny to me. Where did he get the money? Did he eat the amazon delivery driver? Did Colin have to help him navigate the website?