@teamushiten (a slightly late) ushiten week 2026 day 2: royalty AU!
more under the cut, it's a long one!

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@teamushiten (a slightly late) ushiten week 2026 day 2: royalty AU!
more under the cut, it's a long one!
I haven't the slightest clue what's going on here but I'm a fan of the general unhinged energy
Well I immediately got 3 more asks on the same topic… guys… I’m barely employed and I don’t have that many followers, I’m not the best recipient of these requests 😭
the little feet sticking out at the back is really making this a spiritual experience.
*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
Oh here it is again. The best video ever
CAT HERITAGE POST
Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔
I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $60,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.
Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶
If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏
Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️🩹
https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗
Ogh I don’t come on this platform much these days and I don’t have the money to donate myself, but I’m happy to share this fundraiser! Wishing for you and your family’s safety as soon as possible ❤️🩹
Anyone who sees this, please consider supporting! 🙏❤️💚🤍🖤
floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i’m on vacation
we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything
op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)
I MEANT 2015
playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push
Undertale Heritage Post
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
I cannot believe I’m only 10k words away from writing the end of this 5k fic
by popular demand, the sequel: I cannot believe I’m only 6 chapters away from writing the end of this one-shot fic
by reddit request, the trilogy’s thrilling conclusion: I cannot believe I’m only 4 parts away from writing the end of this 2 part series.
2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
Being asexual is like you have to do that experiment they sometimes do with kids where there's a marhsmallow in front of you but you're not allowed to eat it until they say so and if you succeed you get another one, and you're told that eating the marshmallow early is evil and sinful and if you eat it you should be ashamed but then you're like hm I don't want the marshmallow at all and then they get mad because apparently you're supposed to be filled with an insatiable hunger for marshmallows otherwise there's something wrong with you
when you read fanfic, what grammar mistake makes you the angriest, you pedantic asshole?
improper paragraph breaks
overuse of descriptor words as nouns ("the black-haired one") instead of NAMES
unclear perspective
GODDAMN. TENSE. SWITCHING.
spelling errors
improper punctuation use
run-on sentences
something else- in the tags
I don't care about any of this what is wrong with you people
if you rb, put your answer in the tags as well as whether or not you're a writer yourself
i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be
What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread
Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral
I see this and I've never wanted to sink a ship so much in my life I'm biting through wood as we speak
God if I saw this in person I'd straight up start slithering. Start writhing
The way he just *clenches fist* makes water light up from the inside. Ugh, I once zoned out in front of one of his larger paintings in a gallery and came to, like, twenty minutes later, smelling saltwater and tasting driftwood.
This is his largest painting ever. It is 2,8×4,2 meters large. That is about 9'3"×14'1". It took him ten days to paint. This is a guy who painted normal-sized paintings in an hour, two, tops, according to contemporaries.
He was utterly unique.