[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

i’m reeling over this ad to where i can’t even think of anything funny to say about it

[jampot677]

Perfect way to describe Ross

[jesus-in-a-life-boat]

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE BED

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE PILLOW

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE BLANKEY

[rslashrats]

i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good

[fibro-memes]

[bethanydelleman]

Someone on Reddit keeps getting recommended the Jane Austen subreddit despite knowing nothing about Jane Austen, so they posted an Ask Me Anything. Best response so far:

Sorry JA, no longer a truth universally acknowledged.

[pathetic-gamer]

absolutely sobbing at this one

[phireads]

[lunarlagomorph]

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

[gottalovecatss]

[largishcat]

i think the next completely unfaithful reimagining of the persephone myth should be a Taken-style action adventure where demeter viciously fights her way through the underworld to rescue her daughter

[largishcat]

we’ve made it sexy, we’ve made it romantic. now it’s time to give Demeter a shotgun

[achillieus]

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

[brexitfc]

no actor has ever, ever appeased gay fans of anything like george blagden did. “oh but sam reid said some mad shit about the vampire show”, shut up, i don’t care, he’s not fit to clean blagden’s boots. when his character’s solo verse in his one big song got cut from the movie george blagden fucking went to paris stood in front of the building it was set alone at night and recorded himself singing it. he posted himself singing a death cab for cutie song that he’d adapted to be about his gay little character and the guy he was pining for. this man was the only person outside of tumblr to give a fuck about “grantaire from the les mis movie” and he fought and died for tumblrina rights. we will never see his like again

[librarycard]

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to

[freakoutgirl]

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

[shaydixons]

[academicssay]

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

Im some.

[eyes-alight]

talented. brilliant. incredible. amazing. showstopping. spectacular.