CONTEXT IS EVERYTHING

you know I used to have "yola ho" here as a mashup of yo and hola and then i realized I sounded like a hypebeast with a spelling problem so yeah GIF by Kataang

[thealogie]

it’s not too late to bring back every lesbian you killed in 2016 and start the “gays who love to fake their deaths” trope

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading the Constitution for over 200 years. Historians mortified. Politicians scramble to save face. Gun control laws go into effect nationwide. School principals trying to punish high school girls for wearing tank tops get slapped with a lawsuit for violating their Second Amendment right to bare arms. I fall asleep on a mountain of money in my mansion in the Bahamas. Suck it Nicolas Cage.

[trjoel]

[slothwrestling-deactivated20130]

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

[klaftwerk]

害獣すぎ　may　 二次元裏＠ふたば

[bestrunescapememesbruh]

[choemy]

peridot + learning from steven

[valkyvie]

jenny slate realizes everyone can see that she’s favoriting articles and tweets about herself

[prasejeebus]

Tag yourselves I’m the tweet about walking around the mall with my pussy showing in 2010

[pdlcomics]

The Flave

[d0nn0]

[animal-factbook]

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[themisshaps]

[homerically]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[pleatedjeans]

[odrosal]

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

[frozenfauna]

DON’T DRAG ME LIKE THIS