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if i look back, i am lost
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Fai_Ryy
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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          Those who wish to sing always find a song.
                                   Indie Flash/DC OC                                     Written by Ariel
âťťWe are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.âťž
@dwarfstaralloy
Erica giggles, leaning heavily on her companion, swaying slightly as she did. She might still be drunk. Scratch that,she is definitely still drunk.“Sounds like a plan. Onward!”
This is a starter call.
Drunk/Drinking Starters
âťťI do not get drunk-- I get awesome.âťž
âťťI didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. âťž
âťťWanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. âťž
âťťNothing tastes as good as drunk feels.âťž
âťťI've had... eleventy twelve beers.âťž
âťťI've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.âťž
âťťI'm not as drunk as I use to was.âťž
❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
âťťWhat do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!âťž
âťťBut then I remember that alcohol existed.âťž
❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
âťťI wanna bae you up.âťž
âťťYou're so drunk when I'm pretty.âťž
❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
âťťI'm almost sober...âťž
âťťWe are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.âťž
❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
âťťI am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.âťž
❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
âťťYour kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?âťž
âťťYour cat... has it always had a German accent?âťž
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“I’m telling you, I was framed!”
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“Hey could you reach that for me?”
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“Sorry, what did you just say, sugar?”
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“What’s going on here?”
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“You did not just see me run into that door.”
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“Don’t look at me. I said nothing.”
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011 film) : Sentence Starters
"I'm not kissing you."
"Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. "
"That you will stay who you are."
"I thought you were dead."
"I thought you were smaller."
"Is this a test?"
"I don't want to kill anyone."
"I don't like bullies; I don't care where they're from."
"What do you think?"
"Yes. I think it works."
"There's not gonna be a safe landing, but I can try and force it down."
"Right now I'm in the middle of nowhere."
"Do you want to kill Nazis?"
"Please don't do this."
"We can work it out."
"If I wait any longer a lot of people are gonna die."
"This is my choice."
"I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance."
"I'm here."
"I gotta put her in the water."
"(S)He'll know what to do."
"Eight o'clock on the dot. Don't you dare be late. Understood?"
"We'll have the band play something slow."
"I suppose that's the only question that matters."
"You will make us strong."
"(S)He has become convinced that there is a great power hidden in the earth, left here by the gods, waiting to be seized by a superior man/woman."
"The serum was not ready."
"Remember when I made you ride the Cyclone on Coney Island?"
"Yeah, and I threw up?"
"No matter what lies ________ told you, you see, I was his/her greatest success!"
"How do you feel?"
"You don't have one of those, do you?"
"I wasn't just THINKING about it. ________ is a clear choice."
"You put a needle in that kid's arm it's gonna go right through him/her."
"I am looking for qualities beyond the physical."
"This isn't payback, is it?"
"You don't win wars with niceness, doctor. You win wars with guts."
"________ told me you were insane."
"I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner."
"I joined the army."
"You've been asleep, ________. For almost 70 years."
"Look, I'm sorry about that little show back there, but we thought it best to break it to you slowly."
"GRENADE!"
"You can't give me orders!"
"You gonna be okay?"
"Break what?"
"Is this permanent?"
"I couldn't call my ride."
"You're late."
"Yeah. I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times."
"The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked."
"Wait. You know what you're doing?"
"Seems harmless enough. Hard to see what all the fuss is about."
"Shut it down!"
"Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend."
"Sit down."
"It's probably too late to go to the bathroom, right?"
"We barely got out of there alive, and you want us to go back?"
"Well, that was easy."
"And they will, personally, escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of Hell."
"That was penicillin."
"I don't eat meat."
"Who are you supposed to be?"
"You'd be ineligible on your asthma alone."
"I can swim."
"I'm a great fan of your films!"
"You cannot control the power you hold."
"You will burn!"
"I'm doing it. I'm saving your life."
"I had some ideas about the uniform."
"I thought he'd be taller."
"Your metabolism burns four times faster than the average person."
"You could have the power of the gods!"
"Cut off one head, two more shall take its place."
"Hail Hydra."
"I have not come all this way for safety."
"If you have something to say, right now's a perfect time to keep it to yourself."
"I asked for an army and all I got was you."
"Yeah, I just... I had a date."
hurt meme.
“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
“i fucked up, why do you not care?”
“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
“i have no idea how to do cpr.”
“whose blood is that?”
“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
“don’t you dare fucking let go!”Â
“what the hell happened to you?”Â
“are they dead? did you kill them?”Â
“do you know what you’ve done?”Â
“you’re either with me or against me.”Â
“who the hell did this to you?”Â
“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”Â
“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”Â
“when was the last time you ate?”Â
“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”Â
 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”Â
“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“Â
“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”Â
“are you… throwing up in there?”Â
“why aren’t you eating?”Â
“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”Â
“i can’t breathe, i can’t –”Â
“i woke up, & you were gone.”Â
“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”Â
“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”
fictional kiss things that end me
being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other
pressing their foreheads together while kissing
speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse
guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately
staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in
running their thumb over the other’s lips
when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves
ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close
one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly
their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them
accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart
when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more
a hoarse whisper “kiss me”
then licks their lips and says “please”
This is a starter call.
This is a starter call.
Briana Evigan
