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@sinistermelody
<<<<everything to me right now>>>>
every lyric ever // the melodies the themes // just give in...
WhoashitwhatthehellholyfuckwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatWHAT.
With a small, terrified ‘eep’, Tab flew back, pressing himself against the wall and babbling something incoherent, of which the only coherent words were ‘girl cooties’.
“Thefuckareyedoin’whattheactualhellIdidn’tsignupferthis-”
"Mmmmmmm, looks like big boy is uncomfortable~" She leans up, cooing in his ear. "Never been this close to a real woman before, hmm?~
Well it's about time....♥ "
Hovering over his lips, she smirks. And just before she allows their lips to touch, she reaches around and smacks the living shit out of his backside, resulting in the boy releasing a yelp. In his anguish, she sneakily pecks him on the lips, before turning in the opposite direction.
"Not so tough now, huh?" She muses, swaying off with a hellavu-lot more confidence than before. She wasn't called 'queenpin' for nothing.♪ ♫
Demons//Sleigh Bells
And when I die, hang me high And you will answer to no one else but me
"So, you like using icicles for dildos, huh?
My, my, now that’s an interesting fetish, if I’ve ever heard one.”
"Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it, hun."
"....................."
"Well, on that note, later, sicko..."
but maybe once or twice wouldn't be so bad....
"Pfffft, you’re fucking with a Rocket, baby. You sure YOU wanna go?
The parking lot’s right outside, be my guest and lead the way. Ladies first~”
"Goddamn, ego much? I’ll be fuckin’ happy te put ye in yer place, bitch!”
"Ye gonna stand there and flap yer jaw, er ye gonna fight me?!"
"Ahhhh~ I think I know what you need..."
She walks over and takes a hold of his hand, leading it ever-so-daintily southward.
"Come take a peek at this, big boy. I promise, kitty won't bite.♥ " Simultaneously, she leans in closer towards his lips, pressing her chest up to his.... ~
"My heart is 30 below freezing, son."
"This shit don’t phase me. So wipe that smug look off your face, before I—"
"Oh please, minus thirty is balmy. I’ve taken cocks colder than that.”
"So, you like using icicles for dildos, huh?
My, my, now that's an interesting fetish, if I've ever heard one."
"You and your Magma buddies, a bunch of cheapskates, lookin’ for an easy buck. Labor? HA. And elixers? You can find that shit lying everywhere, sir.
So buck up and give me that discount. Let’s not make this a hassle.”
“Whoa, back the fuck up.”
"Don’ ye fuckin’ dare shit on me boys, arright?! Ye wanna fuckin’ go?!”
"Pfffft, you're fucking with a Rocket, baby. You sure YOU wanna go?
The parking lot's right outside, be my guest and lead the way. Ladies first~"
“Ummmmm… That’s rather pricey, bud, don’tcha think?”
"The fuck am I supposed to do with ‘lava’, anyway?”
"Hey, hey, it ain’t a walk in the park keepin’ that shit from gettin’ errywhere, ye pay fer labor. And elixers. Gotta replenish every last ounce of PP me camerupt uses, arright?”
"And the fuck should I know what ye’d do with it? Set shit on fire. Dump some in the ocean, expand the landmass. Er let me jes’ do a strafin’ run o’ whatever ye wan’ boilin’ under a lavaflow. S’what I usually do.”
"You and your Magma buddies, a bunch of cheapskates, lookin' for an easy buck. Labor? HA. And elixers? You can find that shit lying everywhere, sir.
So buck up and give me that discount. Let's not make this a hassle."
"All ya pansies bitchin’ about a little cold. Y’all should live in Sinnoh for a few days. For you, this is the winter apocalypse… for me, it was last Tuesday."
"My heart is 30 below freezing, son."
"This shit don't phase me. So wipe that smug look off your face, before I--"
//Rummaging through pocketbook.
“Hey!” She shouts, waving the cash around deviously.
"How about 4000P~? Huh? Huh?"
"What do I look Iike I’m runnin’ here, bird, a charity??"
"5000, er no deal! Cough up the cash er take a goddamn hike!"
"Ummmmm... That's rather pricey, bud, don'tcha think?"
"The fuck am I supposed to do with 'lava', anyway?"
"Well, it looks like ye guys are in a bit of a pickle, so, tell ye what~!"
"I’ll sell anyone some lava fer only 5000P~! Ain’t that a sweet deal?? And straight from me camerupt, too! Premium quality!"
//Rummaging through pocketbook.
"Hey!" She shouts, waving the cash around deviously.
"How about 4000P~? Huh? Huh?"
"Heeeeeyyyy, war-paint bird! Ye wanna be in me band? Yes or yes?"
Kalypso eyed Tabitha, before retrieving a pencil from her handbag and stabbing poking him in his arm, on the shoulder, and on his chest repeatedly, as he stood there, stuck in utter confusion.
After the ‘dare’ was over, she stood back and flipped her hair out of her face, throwing the pencil somewhere far down the hall. “Sure, that’d actually be really awesome,” she grinned. “What instruments are available?” She looked at him rather curiously, failing to mention her lovely singing voice.
Under normal circumstances, Tab probably would have slugged her one (totally in self-defense. totally) but as it was Thrusday, and as band things were happening, he couldn’t really bring himself to care about the pencil-pokings.
"Anythin’ ye want! An’ if ye don’ got anythin’ te play, we got thin’s we can hand out te ye, too!"
"I can play a mean ukulele," she chuckles. This 'Tabitha' had quite a sense of humor; it was nice to see him being such a good sport. "Sure, I can join in. Just so you know, I'm sort of the scene stealer~"
"Better be ready to handle the heat, once I set that stage on fire.♥ "
"Heeeeeyyyy, war-paint bird! Ye wanna be in me band? Yes or yes?"
Kalypso eyed Tabitha, before retrieving a pencil from her handbag and stabbing poking him in his arm, on the shoulder, and on his chest repeatedly, as he stood there, stuck in utter confusion.
After the 'dare' was over, she stood back and flipped her hair out of her face, throwing the pencil somewhere far down the hall. "Sure, that'd actually be really awesome," she grinned. "What instruments are available?" She looked at him rather curiously, failing to mention her lovely singing voice.
Poke the next person you see with a pencil for several minutes.
"Sounds fun.♥
You got it."
♫ ~Sing at you, I'll fly under radar tonight make deals with every devil in sight.♪ ♫