pussy magic

my tramp stamp is loss.jpeg

[fruitsoftheweb]

“Highlights of our results include merging of viscoplastic materials with complex geometry, a taffy-pulling animation with many fold and merge events, and stretching and slicing of stiff plastic material.“

[aromancy]

Finally, a worthy foe for Plinko Horse

[memecatwings]

im obsessed with this website

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I had a dream abt weed

[ughjeez-deactivated20161007]

[mmaryoliver]

I fear we have [redacted]bossed too close to the sun

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

[carnival-phantasm]

this is how iphone users will have to talk now

[owlcitytweets]

[supergameboytwo]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[roscolux]

they didn't even ban mpreg

[dogdayafternoon1975]

[jonasgrossmann]

gjon mili… jascha heifetz playing in mili’s darkened studio as light attached to his bow traces the bow movement, new york, 1952 @ life

[woosh-floosh]

[bigtigers]

Sopping Fucking Wet

[gayweeddaddy69]

It is, despite everything, once again Wet Beast Wednesday

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

you have auditory processing disorder

[herhmione]

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

[levesque]

i just loss so much respect for bruno wtf

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

this breaks my heart

[demo]

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[blueberry-suu]

[liartownusa]

[sinnamin666]

this one time, i was "seeing" this dude who I was not that into. i came on here to vent and was like "oh i might break up with this dude, im not feeling it"

but apparently he'd been stalking my tumblr ever since I sent him a funny post off my blog and he immediately called me from summer camp and was like wtf

he told me he loved me and i hung up

to be fair i was only dating him because my mom thought that me being a 17 year old who'd never been kissed needed to be rectified immediately and guilted me into dating all these dudes I didn't want to

anyway how's everyone doing this evening?

[prasejeebus]