sinniest system

church is 10am on sundays goodbye

[stvnnababy]

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[actuallysatan23]

One half of tumblr today:

The other half of tumblr today:

[sinnersystem]

@screwinbolt

[pdpikachu]

mama didn’t raise no quitter but mama did raise an insecure and emotionally unstable teenager who now suffers with borderline personality disorder due to the inadequate love and affection

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

bpd: if you’re not the best at everything there’s no point in being alive

avpd: if you even bother attempting this and embarass us i will kill you myself

[guy]

at least i tried

[the-homie-sexual]

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

[mattfog]

“where did this weird trope even come from?”

well, statistically speaking, probably star trek

[sinnersystem]

@screwinbolt

[sinnersystem]

what i had to do today: lots of stuff

what i did today: nothing

how i feel: guilty

does this feeling make me wanna do something: no

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[flambutt]

i’m still afraid of weighing you down

[avpdkaneki]

the process of having to send a message first with avpd

discover that you will have to send a message first

spend several days preparing emotionally for the message writing process

begin carefully planning the message, preparing several drafts, thinking out when specifically you should send it

write out the message

delete it and rewrite it several times

finally accept that it must be sent

close eyes

count to 3

send message

throw away phone

change name

flee the country

[tranzjohndoe]

Imagine ur otp, who would send this message to who?

[kittysiinsarchive]

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[2815-archive]

[sinnersystem]

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i hate you all with a passion

[ghostump]

woke roast

[j4ya]

I’ve literally never been more in love

[tokidokifish]

Person 1: …

Person 2: …

Person 1: …

Person 2: I don’t… oh! Him/his.

Person 1: BOY! You look like burn-victim Shrek!

[tootsier0ll]

“Woke roast” 😭

[123456886532876234586]

i dont get it at all but its funny

[mr-reblogbutton-archived]

He’s waiting to know what his pronouns are before insulting him

[the-last-punbender]

@falsegamer

[daily-bad-jokes]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

[tevruden]