HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003) PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue, some slightly reworked to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary.
it's all true. the bogeyman is real and you found him.
if i wanted to listen to an asshole, i'd fart.
that is it! i'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or i'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line!
you miserable motherfucker.
i ought to leap over this counter and bash your fucking balls in.
hand over the cash box, and i might leave your brains inside your skull.
i brought you here for a reason.
unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good.
you like blood? violence? freaks of nature?
what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.
listen, you malibu middle class barbie piece of shit, i'm trying to work here.
our bodies come and go but this blood is forever.
but most of all... fuck you!
i bet you'd stick your head in fire if i told you you could see hell.
whatever you need to do, you do it.
if someone needs to be killed, you kill them. that's the way.
sweet baby jesus, girl. what the hell happened to you?
hey, i recognize you. there's a whole bunch of people who have been looking for your ass.
let me ask you something. how come you're asking me so many jackassy questions?
my friends and i are on a road trip.
i know what your problem is.
have you seen this girl in the past 24 hours?
the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.
just answer the damn questions.
where is he? can i see him?
this can't be real! this can't be real!
fuck you, you fucking freak!
i swear to god we won't tell anyone, i swear.
where does she think she's gonna run to?
how'd they get that idea?
don't worry about it! how many were there?
take this, go downstairs, and play nice.
i'll go around back and take control like i always fucking do.
so how much do we owe you?
the damage is pretty severe.
why are you doing this to me?
i hate fucked up families.
hey, wanna play a guessing game? guess what number i'm thinking of.
you gotta have the marshmallows, that's what makes it fun.
christ, you scared the shit out of me.
the door's locked. i gotta go around. wait here.