universe

[my-city-now]

there’s a difference between making love and fucking and if you’re lucky you get to do both with the same person

[onefineflip]

[brucebocchi]

[powerjock]

Nicole is going to steal your fucking organs

[momofficial-deactivated20191105]

Me everyday

[coltre]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

[shardwick]

[tjourdann]

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.

(via bl-ossomed)

[suicidesquadnl]

[deeplifequotes]

You will never have to chase what wants to stay with you.

(via band-of-thieves)

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[hipster-aesthetics]

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[slowdancingtosade]

Date a girl who says things like:

•drive safe •text me when you’re home safe •choke me harder •I can’t wait to see you •I’m proud of you

[kjxq]

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

[tamper]

[zeroenthusiasm]