whatever 4ever

hey pal

[kjxq]

me: starts crying

someone else: what's wrong

me: this is just something that happens

[classydude]

me during november:

me during december:

[sicklygrl]

no offense mom but i don’t want to exist anymore i want to disappear into the sky thanks for raising me

[spongebobfreezeframes]

“Don’t worry, Squidward. I know how much you wanted to win, so I had the trophy engraved to you.”

[ishouldntbe-deactivated20180709]

This dark at 5pm shit is fucking me up

[aveoi-deactivated20150922]

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

[hurdygurdywizard]

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

[luckticket]

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

[tyrionlannisters-deactivated201]

[lazyyounglady-deactivated201602]

Josh Peck in his prime

[willow]

*texts bae at 3am* hey baby, according to this buzzfeed quiz you’re only 48% in love with me ????? hmm 📝

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[montypla]

a true hero

[churchofsuffering]

[longlives]

[aylanico-deactivated20170822]

[narcotic]

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

[ghostingz-deactivated20180414]

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded