"this isn't a competition you guys"
-me in last place
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"this isn't a competition you guys"
-me in last place
*looks at the camera like Iâm on the office*
Iâm in love.
So is he.
Yes
I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that itâs considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while theyâre growing
Shit
Thatâs not even the half of it because
- often when a teenager (male or female) puts on some fat itâs in preparation for a growth spurt. Grownups know this.Â
- teenagers grow in weird gawky ways, like a girlâs hips will spread out and look âfatâ until her legs get longer, or theyâll shoot up super tall and then slowly put on muscle and fat. Grownups know this.Â
- itâs very common for a womenâs body weight to fluctuate plus or minus 5% with her menstrual cycle
but in the diet mentality all of these things are considered personal moral failures, a failure of control, when controlling it is literally impossible. I am so incredibly saddened by women who weigh themselves multiple times a week and fuss over ten freaking pounds when thatâs well within the bounds of menstrual fluctuation + just-ate-lunch. Itâs horrible.
âA culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in womenâs history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.â â Naomi Wolf
Grown ups really do not know this. I tell this to parents at least once a week, your child is sleeping/moody/putting on weight because their body is preparing to more or less jump the Grand Canyon of maturation stages. Hormone changes start a full YEAR before first menses.
My own mother, who works in the medical field and has worked solely for OB/GYN for the last 16 years, gave me grief about all of those things. And she knew about hormone level changes and weight distribution changes and she STILL did it. Donât think hard facts will outweigh societal norms. Keep talking about it until they canât ignore the facts
just you
Shook to my core
rey force chokes kylo when he tells her that heâs close to coming
Omg guys
Itâs ironic.
When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about âstealingâ fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonaldâs and Sonic couldnât afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).
Now I work at an upscale restaurant (itâs fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and theyâre GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.
Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.
This needs all of the reblogs. Â All of them.
daily reminder that bo burnham is a good person
I canât fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.
STOP IT
I canât even pretend for a second this isnât something I would do lol
Favorite Disney animated movies
SpongeBob, whereâs my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didnât, sorry.
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youâve missed: The concept of âpurpleâ Didnât always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his âwine-dark sea.â
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iâm hugely pedantic But what else is new?
I canât sleep someone tell me a story
I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasnât I was so shocked
Itâs not actually known if lemons were made by humans or if they were just natural hybrids of citrons and sour oranges. Apparently itâs super common for citrons to fertilize basically anything theyâre near.
great now we gotta kinkshame the fruit
Everything about this post is going in so many directions at onceÂ