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[ageofgeek]

[luxlightly]

Today on "I'm an Adult and Get to Decide What That Means": Mad scientist light switches

[oh-in-italics]

We only have four days to make shitty textposts about 2021 that will age like milk tumblr rev your engines

[dissapointment-the-christmas-elf]

i predict that trumpies are gonna riot at some point

[oh-in-italics]

Hey dude! What the fuck!

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

follow @the-future-now

[sunglow-xoxo]

wow!

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

disabled women of color are capable and deserve to be recognized and respected

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[mousathe14]

This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

honestly i think we should just start reacting to people without masks like they reacted to socks in monsters inc

[hockeysweetheart]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

how dare you be funnier than me

[latinotiktok]

[stephanemiroux]

I like that you don’t even need to translate to understand.

[kropotkindersurprise]

[strandbooks]

Why must the internet hurt me like this?  😫 😫 😫

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you need a bookmark

[dracophile]

So, I heard about this and I can’t find the original, but apparently this started because someone returned a book to a library with a taco in the middle of it.

[theriu]

This post was already perfect, but that origin story made it ascend to a new level

[nonbinaryvulcan]

I-

WOW OKAY

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

Excuse me as I plunge my self into suffocating dark emptiness for eternity to escape you dump survival juice on precious and beloved literature

[puppetmaster55]

Fanfiction, or as it’s better known as, Characters Actually Talking to Each Other,

[placethemoonatmyeyes]

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

[obliqe]

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

[whitebeltwriter]

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.

I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore, I think it’s a premonition.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (she’s apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasn’t gonna make it past Monday.

By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didn’t get WWE and she was gonna “miss my wrasslin shows!”.

She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.

[tempest-in-the-storm]

bro i dont think you’re Mamaw is human

[jumpingjacktrash]

#she sounds like the type that#they have a saying about:#she won’t die until God and the devil come to an agreement about who has to take her

[fire-flakes]

the mai/azula/ty lee friendship is overall pretty toxic but we should not forget that they asked azula what she wanted for the drill and she said “triple throne for me and the homies”

[jaubaius]

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

you know what’s really hot.. healthy communication and reassurance

[cantabilechaos]

High schoolers: ugh that person is weird because they have some minor superficial differences from the rest of us what a freak

College students: I saw a dude with green hair riding a unicycle around campus I would literally kill to be that cool

[the-elder-beato]

crying at this family portrait posted by nick jr

[everythingsucksbutthatsokay]

I’m fascinated by the implicit lore of different members of this family being tasked with looking after this immortal mystery dog