👓Super Fish Buddies🦭

☆Lizmet☆31☆🇲🇽☆she/her/whatever makes the bit funnier_ •☆• _ Digimon posts I've made filed under #digisee _ •☆• _ my general art tag is #post production art _ •☆• _ Requests only allowed if they're funny! (/hj) _ •☆• _ sidebar gif courtesy of @reliablejoukido!  _ •☆• _ Icon courtesy of @uhhhhhbf!

[elecmon]

[bread-clown]

[bread-clown]

(〃ω〃)

[jacktwist2005]

they should make a sandhill crane emoji

[cicadaland]

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[nanasaki]

the clouds were so pretty this evening

[pukicho]

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

[pukicho]

I'm so sorry

[winged-void]

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house

[rocketdrifter]

Yes but in the way an entomologist likes a colorful beatle.

[winged-void]

[nods] she wants to fuck it. bad.

[elecmon]

on the one hand I'm glad to have a day off where I'm not having to be in charge of anything and I get to just lay down and relax, sleep tax is catching up like a mf I am struggling to stay awake more than a few hours at a time today

on the other hand noooo I wanna stay up and draawww or keep sewinggggg 😩😩

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[7dmom]

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[thememedaddy]

[dogpuppy]