Cabbages

[barelylivingooze]

Cabbage man thinking great thoughts.

[sir-cabbages-the-9th]

Got bored, no regrets

[sir-cabbages-the-9th]

Just took out my industrial piercing and now my ear feels weird T-T

[sir-cabbages-the-9th]

Just had a dream where I talked to my friend, then woke up and realized it was all a dream and I still need to make plans with them.

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[sir-cabbages-the-9th]

I just really want a baked potato rn

[zegalba]

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

[alivehouse]

artistic rendition

[ceekari]

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T

humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need

circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point

tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y

spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

[catgirltoes]

New alphabet dropped!

[ceekari]

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

[bingle-official]

Why can I read this.

[sir-cabbages-the-9th]

I need to melt into this couch….

[i-am-a-fish]

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

[oneheadtoanother]

[pointnclick]

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

[mangonetics]

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

[vanhelsingseriousface]

this is what mina said to comfort jonathan at the end of dracula

[sleepystralings]

This is a reminder to:

Never mention a possible pregnancy/abortion to anyone, especially not through a social media app messaging service such as messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, Snapchat, etc.

Delete all period tracking apps and to start tracking using a planner or physical calendar

Book appointments for a form of birth control if possible, or to always carry condoms for yourself and other

Look into sterilization options if that is the route you want to go down (here is a list of 1000 doctors willing to sterilize you without a fight)

Protect your fellow person, protect the women in your life, the queer people, the disabled people, everyone will be affected by this

Form communities. Tell your people that you love them. Protect one another. Check in on one another. None of us are alone.

[eroticcannibal]

The little paper strip style pregnancy test that they use in medical settings are fairly cheap to buy in bulk and easy to use to test regularly. Most pregnancies are first detected *after* the most restrictive time limits for abortion, because that's when people *notice* they might be pregnant. Testing regularly eliminates that issue.

[sir-cabbages-the-9th]

Please no please no, not again we can’t do this again

[sir-cabbages-the-9th]

Petition to make the ages eligible to run for president 21-60?

[mysharona1987]

[sir-cabbages-the-9th]

A healthy sleep cycle is a lie made up by the patriarchy to deny access to the witching hour. I will not fall for it!