Did I tell you I have a garden? Yeah, I’ve got zucchinis, squashes, cucumbers, eggplants. Let’s have dinner at my place and we can make something fun to eat!
This is suuper embarassing but this is where I admit that I used to be an avid fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a teenager and would constantly read reader insert porn fics of them…. I developed a kink for the Ninja Turtles and monstrous green cocks because of it….


















