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Just a Yordle and his lizard Kled (and Skaarl) RP/Ask blog Canon-Divergent

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Dogs Are Good and keep me Busy.

aka work has been busy but good

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I dun care if yer some aspect o’ justice and some kinda god IF YOU IS ON MY PROPERTY WIT’OU’ MAH PERMISSION

YOU GIT OFF

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Who wants Skaarl to bother them with a present.

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New Kayle and Morg look neat yea but.

Can I get some like. Real biblical angels up in here. You know. 

the thrones would be so fuckin cool 

I got that image from a google search don’t mind me

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Skaarl brings Kled a hand with two fingers gnawed off, one turnip, half a pumpkin, a rock, and a pair of pants. She is pleased as punch.

Kled turns and stares like he’s looking at the camera on the Office. 

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Continued from...  @oblivionsrapture

Skaarl licks a little more, cleaning his arm quite neatly considering it’s just all pointy and she comes away with barely a nick on her tongue. Kled watches carefully, chewing on a bone and sucking the marrow out. Skaarl goes over to him and them makes a noise. 

Kled raises a furry brow and then gestures back at Rhaast. “Why are you askin’ me, GO TALK TO HIM YA FLEEBIN’ YOOTLENOOT!!” Kled grumbles and goes back to his snack. 

Skaarl gives him an affectionate lick, which makes Kled shove at her lightly but pat the side of her head. She then goes back over to Rhaast and makes a ‘ruup’ noise and fans her headfins out, waiting expectantly. 

“Oh right right. Y’all don’t understand her do ya? She wants you to scratch her. And no, yer fancy knife fingers ain’t gonna hurt her, I seen her get hit by a ballista bolt and just get upset cuz it done knocked me off her,” Kled says.

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"Can y'all send a few o' those corpses over here, m'hungry and so is Skaarl." Skaarl does her best attempt at puppy dog eyes. ... Hatchling Drakalops eyes?

Aatrox peered over at the yordle and the Lizard, he was hardly entertained grunting as his gaze cast over his brothers, Rhaast was absolutely smothered in blood by now, the crimson liquid dripping down his face and hands, Varus was the only one not dinging on mortal flesh, prefering a bird. Rhaast was the one to grin a bit upon seeing the large Drakalops, cute. Lizards always caught his fancy his body shifting around to stand fully grabbing up part of his kill and dragging it over to drop in front of the two. “I’m feeling geneorous~” It was less so for Kled, though he knew the two would probably share. 

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Can I get a HELLUH YEUH for Kled and Skaarl? Kled cheers and Skaarl lets out a delighted screech. "Yeee somethin' like you aaaalways welcome on my property if'in y'all do that," Kled grins and rips off some meat to chew on. Skaarl gets very distracted and just goes over to Rhaast and starts licking the blood off him. It's like he's a very gigantic blood-scicle.

“Skaarl, y’all be careful, yer tongue ain’t as imperviousally as the rests of ya,” Kled cautions. 

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Kled lays on the ground, face down, and screams.

Why? 

Who knows. Kled doesn’t. Kled just scream.  

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She screams back to establish solidarity.

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Kled does not get up from the ground. 

But Kled does throw his arm up to give a thumbs up. 

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Kled lays on the ground, face down, and screams.

Why? 

Who knows. Kled doesn’t. Kled just scream.  

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👁 : How good is their sight?

Headcanon Symbols

Well, Kled has one eye that was permanently blinded. This was very early on in in his life in the Noxian armies, when he was mostly inexperienced and not as bold as currently, when he hadn’t made a name for himself. Humans weren’t even sure what this little Yordle’s name was, much less how he ended up near Noxus, but he wanted to fight, and they were desperate for warm bodies in the army. He might not have even shared his name with them.. 

Despite having Skaarl, an impervious, unkillable lizard, Kled ventured out by himself and was caught by a group of relatively skilled warriors. Skaarl had been napping in base when she heard her friend’s screams, and they were obviously screams of pain mingled with rage. 

When Skaarl reached the area, Kled had already managed to kill three men, but was easily overpowered and one of the men had struck him with his axe, leaving a massive gash over his eye. Skaarl screeched in and joined the fight by tearing the man’s arm off. 

If Skaarl could speak, she’d probably say she regrets not going with her Kled, but she can’t so she’ll just spend time curled around Kled and sometimes licks at his cheek and eye, which makes him swat at her and grumble. He knows that dumb lizard is the only thing he loves the most. 

He’s got decent sight in his other eye though, as most Yordles do. They’re attuned to seeing more magic than humans, so to compensate having a blind eye, his natural Yordle magic helped his other eye get extremely good sight. It’s how he can spot a trespasser from halfway across an open plain. 

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Send a Symbol for a Headcanon

👁 : How good is their sight?

👅 : What is your muse's favorite taste?

👄 : How does your muse kiss?

💄 : Favorite color lipstick?

💍 : Does your muse like to wear jewelry?

🧠 : How smart is your muse?

👃 : What's your muse's favorite smell?

🗣 : Does your muse have an accent?

👥 : Is your muse an introvert or an extrovert?

💪 : How strong is your muse?

👊 : Would your muse win in a fist fight?

👾 : Does your muse play any games?

🌂 : What's your muse's favorite kind of weather?

🌊 : Does your muse like the ocean or dry land better?

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💎>:D

Does Kled Find You Attractive! (Closed!)

“How many of these MURDER WEAPONS IS THERE?! Is my long axe one? CAN I BE ONE?” No, Kled doesn’t know what a Darkin is. “Is you just back to hear more praise? I already done that for ya, I think. BUT YER STILL A TEN! Wait. Does that make you a twenty!? Cuz I did this twice?” 

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Does Kled Find You Attractive! (Closed!)

“Wish I could see more o’ your face. BUT YER A YORDLE SO I KNOWS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE. We’s furry an’ cute,” Kled nods firmly. “But y’all ain’t me, so y’all ain’t that cute.” Because in all his insanity, Kled does consider himself either cute or handsome, depending on the day. Sometimes. 

“So bein’ a yordle and good at th’ murder, and carry the two, minus eight, that makes ya a seven and a half.” 

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SO lots of people like Kled rating them for some reason. But I might cut off on them for now. Just because I might want to do something else. :I 

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Does Kled Find You Attractive! 

There’s that dumb lovestruck look again. “Oh you’s just another one of those big ol’ murder things what’s made of weapons or whatever ain’t ya. Ahh you is so big and bloody red and YOU got wings an’ I bet you eat folks too doncha. And that sword! Oh that thing could dun cleave a whole battalion inta neat lil chunks. TEN! Ten tens.” Kled declares. Skaarl just makes a loud sighing noise in the background and covers her head with her headfins.

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Does Kled Find You Attractive! 

“OH AIN’T YOU ONE O’ THOSE SNEAKY SNEAKS WHAT SNEAKS AROUND DOIN’ SNEAKY THINGS!? AND Y’ALL GOT A MASK ON I CAN’T SEE SHIT.” Kled hollers and stomps his feet. “What is with all these folks with MASKS on!!” Kled stomps a little more and then digs into Skaarl’s saddlebags and drops down a ward. Presumably for a bit of fourth wall comedic effect. “I SUPPOSE YER HANDSOME AND ALL THAT UNDER THE MASK THOUGH. A-yup. I bet you is, that’s how it always is, with those tall, dark, mysterious mens. So I’ll hazard a guess at least, and give y’all a five.” 

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Does Kled Find You Attractive!

“Ehhh well. I guess yer supposed to be a pretty lady aincha?” Kled looks thoughtful. “Yer all... floaty an’ junk too. I’m bad at this... Pretty thing. Y’all don’t look like ya could get a slap in th’ face and be okay after!” Kled squints and then looks over. “Skaarl, y’all gotta help.” 

Skaarl lets out a ‘wurf’ sort of noise. 

“Ah yea, good point, she’s one o’ those traditionally pretty ladies an’ I should be respectin’ that now shouldn’t I! I ain’t ever been a-fond of blonde hair though,” a shadow seems to flicker over Kled’s face at a memory. His ears twitch and he shrugs. “But fine fine. Y’all are a solid five, if only cos I can’t come to think of much else for ya... I tried damnit!”