well, I love you

Lyndsay, Scotland. I don't really know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it anyway. 'If you're going through hell, keep going.' 🌸 real recovery always 🌸

[darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20]

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

[greys-sloan-memorial]

that physical ache you get when you hear how to save a life or chasing cars

[iverbz]

there are 2 very long running jokes in SVU involving Ice-T. That he never wears suits to work and he absolutely refuses to run after suspects. This man has literally pulled a gun out on like 4 different people and straight up told them that he wasnt running and if they ran he was bussin immediately.  i need to know how much of that was pre-written and how much of that was Ice-T telling the producers “Nah”

[vastderp-placeholder]

[feministbatwoman]

Oh man, I nearly choked on my own spit. 

[bleutempete]

Dog logic

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[emes]

new favorite thing is inserting ‘literally’ into lines from famous political speeches:

“This is a date which will literally live in infamy” “Mr. Gorbachev, literally tear down this wall” “Give me liberty or literally give me death” “I literally have a dream”

[levourdalak]

[theodoredechalons-deactivated20]

twig too big

[illegalaustralien]

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

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[mcdonalds-and-chill]

actual footage of me at ur wedding

[lexapr0hoe]

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[meanplastic]

[almostconceptartist]

Vinyl Puppycat Figures

[sirbarrow]

GOOD SHIT VARIATIONS

good shit: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

bad shit: do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit

potentially good shit: POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit

spooky shit: 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit

gay shit: 💖👭💖👭💖👭💖👭💖gay shit gay sHit👭 thats 👬 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right👬there 👬👬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👭 👭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭👭👭 👭 💯 👭 💖💖 👭👭Gay shit

bullshit: 💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃 bull shit bull sHit💩 thats ✖️ some bull💩💩shit right💩💩th 💩 ere💩💩💩 right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ 💩💩 💩HO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💩 💩💩 💩 ‼️ 💩 🐃 🐃 🐃 💩💩Bull shit

[just-shower-thoughts]

My body is like a temple. Well, more like a Catholic church. Full of wine and bread.

[never-looking-backwards-deactiv]

and guilt

[dollymixedupgirl-deactivated201]

And images of beautiful crying people and half naked men suffering

[existentiallyqueers-deactivated]

and sin

[coffeeinallcaps]

#harry hart