coffeeinallcaps

write the [redacted] you want to see in the world

[coffeeinallcaps]

do you have a masterlist of all your sambucky fics? or an ao3 or something? i need to binge read all your stuff immediately 👀

No masterlist, but you can find my stuff here:

coffeeinallcaps on AO3

my writing (Tumblr ficlets and AO3 links)

scribbles (thoughts, drabbles, ask memes, not!fic, etc.)

[hit-the-showerz]

when it's figure study day and you're captivated by the fictional queer jocks

[shanerozy]

[lovelikealandslide]

oral fixation for oral fixation

[coffeeinallcaps]

Obsessed with this epic comment on always starving, never full

[ilya-rozanova]

[shanehollandered]

*clutches bear and whispers* i am a *shane does not use pet names on ilya, especially not baby. his collection of pet names consists of asshole, dick and, if he wants to be mean, buddy/dude* truther

[coffeeinallcaps]

Cute pet names Shane uses for Ilya:

asshole

motherfucker

you idiot

buddy, bud (Ilya HATES this one)

dude

Cute pet names Ilya uses for Shane:

moya lyubov

sweetheart

impatient slut

my pretty cockwhore*

cum bucket**

*upon request **on special occasions

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[hollandar]

head caresses

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[vatrenirivali]

1x05 | I'll Believe In Anything

[firstprinced]

#he wants to bite shane SO BAD

[hockeyfinches]

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

[hockeyfinches]

top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:

• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)

• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)

• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)

• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage

• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”

• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier

• carrying ilya’s bags

• washing ilya’s hair

• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses

• fuck or die

[piwonplaylist]

ill post this everywhere else tomorrow but id just like to let everyone know i spent the entire night making this + the jacket design

[handsywoman]

strangers to colleagues to friends to soulmates <3

[shanehollandered]

ilya + his very judgemental eyebrows

[evanzbuck]

Hollanov + first names