Raining on Your parade

How many of you are house pets wasting time on your owners tumblr

[ruinedchildhood]

[s0ursunflower-blog]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this happened at goodwill today.

[sirbenji]

WHY

[immorgan]

I think the most disturbing thing about this picture is the lavender crocks.  Am I right?

[sirbenji]

Why.

[el-gran-rey-deactivated20201204]

[high-on-kittens-deactivated2013]

dam grandpa lou u r hardcore

[saigyo-deactivated20130318]

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 

whatever bitch the flute is lame as fuck anyway

[gael-garcia]

[mudblood-in-slytherin-blog]

[skoothsmin-deactivated20131031]

Dean Thomas and Seamus Finiegan: the Untold Romance

[xozombiemermaid]

This is a ship I can get behind

[magic-is-in-my-heart]

[roaminromans]

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN 

[frxppy]

EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”

[sirbenji]

whoops

[maisonderriere]

[american-her0-deactivated201409]

[sirbenji]

Time tested beauty tips- Sam Levenson.

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.

For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.

[life-in-the-flatts-lane]

Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man

[wagneriancoloratura-blog]

A+

[whyamiamusicmajor]

This is incredible

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE TREBLE. *classical music starts playing* *skrillex is confused and homeless*

[sextravert-deactivated20130122]

update: i still hate myself 

[huntingeverdeen]

Not going to tumblr prom because she wasn’t asked cuz no one likes me. :(

[sirbenji]

Pffft.

Who needs prom when i have the internet and a bag of Cheetos.