Sir Doctor Batman

No. I refuse to describe anything.

[sirdoctorbatman]

The saga continues #bluray #limitededition #steelbook #starwars #empire #jedi #prequelssuck #butilovethemanyway #episodevii #theforceawakens #hype #macheteorder #ashorttimeago #inashoppingcentrenottoofaraway #iboughtthem

[sirdoctorbatman]

War... war never changes. #fallout4 #fallout #bethesda #pc #war #warneverchanges #allaboard #thehypetram #SPECIAL #seriouslyholyfuckingshitletsdothis

[sirdoctorbatman]

Took your time with the Android release Bethesda... worth it though #fallout #pipboy #vaultdweller #overseer #plsnodeathclaws #ihavenopowerarmour #alsoiamaterribleoverseer

[sirdoctorbatman]

Aww yiss. Four days of non-stop assignments done. Free time is best. #nintendo #snes #vc #metroid #samusisbae #howdoesmetroidtakeoffhissuit #lel

[crpl-pnk]

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

[sirdoctorbatman]

The greatest people in my life ♥♥♥ #thegreatest #betterthanme #theyaresuperior #ilovethem #perflikekurt

[towardmyself]

IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW THERE IS A FRANCHISE OF MOVIES ABOUT TORNADOES WITH SHARKS INSIDE OF THEM

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING ONE DAY SOMEONE WAS LIKE “YO I HAVE THIS IDEA” “NATURAL DISASTER TORNADO MOVIE” “BUT WITH SHARKS” AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM WAS LIKE “LET’S FUCKING GO.”

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I DEFINITELY WILL ALWAYS BE THE FRIEND IN THE ROOM WHO SAYS “LET’S FUCKING GO” WE ONLY GET SO MUCH LIFE WHO KNOWS WHEN YOU MIGHT BE SWALLOWED BY A SHARK WITH NO CHAINSAW TO BREAK YOURSELF OUT 

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING IN THE EVENT THAT THIS MOVIE EVER WERE TO BECOME REALITY THE SHARKS DEFINITELY DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS NO SHARK EVER SAT IN A ROOM WITH OTHER SHARKS AND WAS LIKE “YO I HAVE THIS IDEA” “LET’S GET INSIDE A FUCKING TORNADO” “AND HAVE IT HURL US AT MAJOR METROPOLISES IN AMERICA” YOU CAN TELL THIS BY THE WAY THE SHARKS FLAIL AROUND AND HOW SO MANY OF THEM DIE AND HOW THEY DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO STAY IN THE OCEAN

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I DEFINITELY WILL ALWAYS SYMPATHIZE WITH THE SHARKS ON THIS ONE I’VE BEEN OCEAN CREATURE SUCKED INTO A TORNADO  ONLY TO BE MADE VILLAIN BY THE THING THAT PUT ME THERE I’VE BEEN HURLED AT PEOPLE UNWILLINGLY  SHOUTING “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” AS I FLEW INVOLUNTARILY TOWARD THEM I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO HAVE A STORM MADE OF YOUR BIGGEST IRRATIONAL FEAR RATTLING IN YOUR BRAIN TO BE A STORM MADE OF YOUR BIGGEST IRRATIONAL FEAR TO BE A STORM SCREAMING THAT NO FEAR IS MORE RATIONAL THAN ANOTHER BUT FUCK IT

I WANNA MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT A REVERSE BLACK HOLE LIGHT IS SPEWED OUT OF IT  AND ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYTHING IS MAGIC I’LL CALL IT A MEMOIR  IN THIS MOVIE I MAKE MYSELF THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS THE CENTER TOO AND EVERYONE ELSE IS A MAIN CHARACTER TOO AND NO ONE BECOMES A VILLAIN WITHOUT TRYING TO AND WHEN YOU SWALLOW SOMEONE WHOLE YOU APOLOGIZE  EVEN IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT  AND THERE ARE OTHER MOVIES WITHIN MY MOVIE ABOUT VERY LARGE SPIDERS FIGHTING ROBOT ALIENS AND THESE ARE NOT THE SAME AS TRANSFORMERS THEY’RE JUST NOT

AND IF ANYONE EVER TRIES TO TELL ME I CAN’T MAKE THIS MOVIE I WILL STAND ON THE TOP OF THE TABLE WHERE WE ARE HAVING THIS MOVIE MAKING DELIBERATION AND I WILL SCREAM LOUDLY DIRECTLY AT THE VOICE OF THE OPPOSITION  AND I WILL SAY IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING THERE IS A FRANCHISE OF MOVIES ABOUT TORNADOES WITH SHARKS INSIDE OF THEM.  DON’T TELL ME WHAT’S IMPOSSIBLE  AND THEN I WILL CALMLY RETURN TO MY SEAT LIKE NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY JUST HAPPENED BECAUSE IT DIDN’T  BECAUSE IT DIDN’T  BECAUSE FUCK YOU BECAUSE THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO PRETEND THAT ANY OF THIS  WAS ORDINARY TO BEGIN WITH

[sirdoctorbatman]

Time to be the Batman! #atlike10fpsthocostheyfuckedupthePCversion #assholes #stillitsbatmanthosoyay #arkhamknight #batman #limitededition #pcmasterrace #exceptwhenitsashittyport #wishihadaPS4rightnow #rocksteady #wb

[sirdoctorbatman]

Excuse me... you dropped some Street Fighter in my Smash. #smashbros #nintendo #ryu #streetfighter #e3 #shoryuken #hadouken #alsogotroyandlucasbutwhocaresaboutthemanyway #srslythoughTHISishowyoudoDLC

[thehikingastronomer]

Writers

Laying in bed: *constructs perfect plot*

Standing in shower: *constructs perfect characters*

While driving: *constructs perfect setting*

Staring at blank page: “wut r werds.”

[sirdoctorbatman]

So the plan was to study. But then I got an email with my early access Mewtwo DLC. Now my study is Smash. #loljksmystudyhabitssuck #mewtwo #pokemon #smashbros #nintendo #fuckyeahitsfuckingmewtwo #didntevenneedamasterball

[astronomicalwonders]

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

paranoidrobot:

[edgewxrthy]

this is my favorite thing

[atom1cflea]

I will never not reblog this.

[jockalot]