a dog named sue

?

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

i figured out a way back into this account what's up fellas

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

this new ui is awful

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

i figured out a way back into this account what's up fellas

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

I had a literal nightmare that I took an ancestry test and the results came back 0% Italian and it specifically had written "no Sicilian ancestry" like in clear font but it said I was like 80% british

like I know for a fact that I have 0 british ancestry?

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

i had a nightmare that involved a bumble bff person ghosting me then following my tumblr so i thought i'd post

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a very gay 2022

[wrenhavenriver]

why must reductress hurt me in this way

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

hear me out: i don't trust chr*st**ns

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

love 2 pay my therapist $150 for out of pocket 30 minute sessions where i talk about running and literally nothing

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

i'm having gas and i hate EVERYONE

[mypoorcanary]

god gives his hardest battles (digestive issues) to his sexiest soldiers

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

"I love having a digestive disorder" - no one

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

also I'm mad because the girl that text ghosted me was a plumber we could've been a perfect pairing :(

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

"I love having a digestive disorder" - no one

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[surprisebitch]

also most considerate

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

I am like genuinely amazed at how big my butt is

[eeeeeeeeeeliz]

I want to be reborn as the golden retriever that sings with wind chimes

[dynamics-of-an-asteroid]

Parts Unknown: Newfoundland

[calmandtalented]

[retroactivebakeries]

#funny he was an anti-monarchist because this is some king shit

[toastbutteregg]