The Duck That Never Quacked

[deformutilated]

[sirducklings]

Mind if I "Slytherin"  

[sirducklings]

Trying to start off a blog for this time, Is like trying to find a virgin in college.

[bunney]

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

[sirducklings]

[melmiras-blog]

[clurbellock-blog]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

[lichanlin-deactivated20130222]

OHMYGOD.

[loqancircle]

Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog.

[anat0micalm0del]

GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR

[bramblepatch]

…it was exactly what I thought. Possibly I spend too much time on tumblr.

[sirducklings]

How did 50 cent get his name?

...It was the only one he could afford

[loominaty-deactivated20151110]

[frodo-sweggins-deactivated20210]

is this what an Australian Christmas looks like?

[sirducklings]

This blows me away.

[sirducklings]

So my friend was complaining how the guy at Tim Horton's made his tea wrong, So I said. "What'd he do get hit by a train" Little did I know he actually did get hit by a train..

[scamanders]

[sirducklings]

[sirducklings]

Uh, Hello?

[sirducklings]

[sirducklings]

Showing your friends your new shoes

[comesweetmisery]

[mutablerising]

[sirducklings]

Soooooo, I'm Sraight.

[amusedeasily113]

[shemolousness]

[omniscientspider-deactivated201]

That was not what I was expecting

[thisistheoneandonlyusername]

that escalated quickly

[nerdyvirgo]

haaa.

[kasice-deactivated20230610]

Lmaooooooo