Smells like burnt toast

My name is El, I like stuff and this is my blog.

[fly-rye]

ateez the world ep 1 movement really has everything. anti-authoritarian messaging a la classic sci-fi novels. bondage gear chair choreography. the best fanchant in kpop. lord of the rings reference. kang yeosang's beautiful baritone voice. some sick electronic organ synth. future album foreshadowing. this should be a full-length album

[stonebutchcowboy]

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

[thirstkanaphan]

Can't wait for the terrible jokes: "the new ateez song is bad" "IT SURE IS!" 😃

[thirstkanaphan]

Apparently, this just occurred to Hongjoong...

[soulproviderf]

happy 🌈 yall

[thirstkanaphan]

Happy Pride!

[kosmogrl]

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.

[baldgonia]

yeehaw

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[ateezismyreasontolive]

ATEEZ: Happy Pride, we're killing each other!

[thirstkanaphan]

Golden Hour: Part.5

[xlovteez]

ATEEZ ᰔ ANITEEZ IN COLOR

[thirstkanaphan]

Once again deceived by the fun little side quest promo concept, because the actual concept seems to be dystopian surveillance state 😭

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[evilwizard]

finally someone said it

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[sugaldean]

I know it feels like a lot but I really believe we can do it 20k notes per day isn’t that hard to do?

[akinmytua2]

I’m sad because at this rate we might not make it