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𝚂𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚗 | 20 | 𝚂𝚑𝚎/𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎

[sirenaex]

Thought I got a reply on tinder, it was just twisted wonderland. I'm such a fucking chud.

[sirenaex]

Yuu: I've decided I hate French and regret ever learning the language.

Epel: Is this about Rook?

Yuu: You don't understand Epel! I sit next to him in Crewel's class, amd he doesn't know I understand him!

Epel: So? What exactly does he say?

Yuu: Everyday without fail, I hear him talk about Vil. At first I thought it was sweet, but now I can't look Vil in the eye!

Epel: ...

Yuu: What? Wha– hey! Don't laugh at my suffering! Epel!

[sirenaex]

Riddle: Come get Grim.

Yuu: Why?

Riddle: He's setting things on fire.

Yuu: No, I set him loose on purpose.

Yuu: He needs enrichment.

[sirenaex]

Yuu: Do you think snorting a tums would make it more or less effective?

Riddle: I beg your pardon?

Yuu: I'm gonna try it.

Riddle: Yuu don't you dare. Yuu I swear–

Yuu: I'll update you after.

Riddle: YUU!

Ace: I'm sure this will end well.

[sirenaex]

The queer part of my identity feels more vulnerable after everything. Maybe it's because of the cruel reminder the show gave me that queer people don't get to be loved the same, or maybe it's the thought of queer kids younger than me seeing it and feeling even more isolated than before, but I was listening to my Playlist and a song about being gay came on and it hurt more than usual.

Queer people deserve to to be loved and have their love returned, and I hope one day there will be a show directed towards a general audience that shows that.

[sirenaex]

Wow, 24 hours later and all I can think is, "Wow, that was so ass." It's almost impressive how God awful that finale was. Props to the Duffers for making a final season worse than Voltron's.

[sirenaex]

Yuu: I know I said I'd never drink someone dry and kill them but-

Riddle: Yuu, no.

Yuu: I just think I should reconsider that statement.

Vil: And what brought this on?

Yuu: I want to kill Rollo, that's what brought this on.

Malleus: Yuu, no.

Yuu: BUT HE TRICKED YOU!

Riddle: SO?! MURDER IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Yuu: You're right, it's the solution!

[sirenaex]

Yuu: Lilia, can you be my dad?

Lilia: Aren't you nearly an adult?

Yuu: Didn't know getting a dad had an expiration date.

Lilia: No, just the milk he didn't come back with.

Yuu: I'm starting to regret teaching you the milk joke.

[sirenaex]

Yuu: Look, Madoka Magica might my favorite anime, but you're insane if you think I'm gonna deal with a Tsunotarou version of Madoka.

Riddle: Pardon??

Yuu: Basically, I refuse to deal with all that end of the world shit.

Riddle: I'm so lost.

Ace: When it comes to Yuu, most people are.

Yuu: Hey!

[sirenaex]

Yuu: If I tell you something, you have to promise not to laugh.

Leona: Why would I do that?

Yuu: Just shut up and promise you won't.

Leona: Fine, I won't laugh.

Yuu: When I first met Lilia, I thought he was a lesbian.

Leona: ...

Yuu: ...

Yuu: What- Leona! Stop laughing! You promised you wouldn't! I realized he was a guy after I heard his voice, okay!? You can't make fun of me for this!

[sirenaex]

Duolingo Pt. 2

Malleus: Child of Man, why is it you no longer have that bird on your cellphone? Did it finally release your family?

Yuu: Huh? Oh, no. The bird died.

Malleus: What?!

Yuu: Not like actually, but the company who owns the bird replaced a ton of their workers with shitty A.I.

Malleus: Oh, that's terrible. What of your French lessons then?

Yuu: I'll probably just stop. Wasn't learning much anyways. Besides, Rook speaks French and the things I've heard him say...I think I'm better off erasing the language from my mind.

Malleus: ???

Yuu: Please, don't ask.

[sirenaex]

Riddle: Wait, so Crowley's been manipulating you since you arrived?!

Yuu: What? Oh, yeah.

Lilia: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYONE?!

Yuu: Well, because I enjoy suffering. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER PEOPLE!

[sirenaex]

Yuu: Riddle, we should start a club.

Riddle: For?

Yuu: Perfectionists with parental issues.

Riddle: I highly doubt such a club would even last a day.

Yuu: You're right. As if the two of us would ever confront or acknowledge our issues.

Riddle: Precisely- Wait, hold on! Who said I have parental issues!?

[sirenaex]

Riddle's Minecraft Studies

Yuu: And remember, you can't place water in the nether, so try not to get set on fire.

Riddle: ...can't place water in the nether.

Yuu: Are you writing this down?!

Riddle: Yes? So I don't forget

Yuu: It's not a test! If you forget something just ask me!

Riddle: But wouldn't that be a bother?

Yuu: Oh my god, NO! Jesus christ, you people need so much therapy.

Riddle: Who is Jesus?

[sirenaex]

Yuu: I'm having a midlife crisis.

Riddle: You're seventeen???

Yuu: Then I'm having a quarter-life crisis.

Azul: That'd be around twenty-five.

Yuu: I'M HAVING A CRISIS. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.

[sirenaex]

Yuu: Do you think a ramen grilled cheese would be good?

Ace: Yuu, are you fucking drunk

Yuu: No?

Ace: Yuu

Yuu: I'M NOT. IT WAS JUST A QUESTION.

Ace: NOT A GOOD ONE

[sirenaex]

Riddle: Yuu, are you an alcoholic?

Yuu: No, not yet.

Riddle: Oh thank goodne- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YET?!

Yuu: Hey, I'm still young, give me time.

Riddle: I will not give you time- Yuu get back here!