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Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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KIROKAZE
@theartofmadeline
#extradirty
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@sirikebroflovski
Hey nerd, wanna hang or something?
[Scrunching his face, Ike sticks his tongue out at Ruby playfully.] I am not a nerd, thank you very much. But sure, I don’t really have anything else to do after school today, anyway. [Pausing, he stares at her for a moment.] Speaking of which, you haven’t been around recently. What’s up with that?
lol u guys are gay
Sexuality is irrelevant to me, but we're not gay. At least, I'm not.
[It took a bit for it to register that the other had kissed him, it was over pretty fast so all he was left to do was blink in confusion.] What … [Filmore didn’t really expect that to happen, hell he didn’t even had an option A, only B and that was hitting Ike. He let go of the shorter boy’s shirt, his fist has already returned to the side of his body, but his other hand was hovering between the two. It was then that he finally recovered enough to put up a shit eating grin as the hovering hand settled itself on Ike’s cheek, before moving it down to hold his chin in a tight grip.] Didn’t know you had it in ya. [He wouldn’t be Filmore if he didn’t take what he could from this opportunity, so he leaned down and captured Ike’s lip again, pressing them together a bit longer than they were before.]
Once he pulled back from the audacious kiss, Ike realized what he had just done. A nervous pang permeated from his core as he feared what Filmore would do to him next. Several scenarios instantly came to mind, none which were particularly favorable in his case. Even so, the shorter boy tried his best not to let this newly formed anxiety show.
"I..." He began before being cut off by the lean male whom had just took hold of his chin, therefore making it almost impossible for him to talk without looking or sounding foolish. This left the small boy to simply stare up at the other in wonder; it was rare that Ike ever become genuinely confused. Because his speech was hindered. Ike expressed this confusion by slowly raising his brows at Filmore.
It had all happened rather quickly, and before Ike knew it, he could feel the older male's lips atop of his own once more. In response, Ike lifted a slightly shaky arm and placed one of his hands just below Filmore's rib cage, gripping tightly at the fabric of his clothing. Carefully, he leans more into the kiss.
[A smug grin played on his face, not really effected by Ike getting even closer. At least he smelled nice.] Well since you can’t figure it out, I guess the second option of hitting you will have to do. [To show he was going to keep to his word, he raised his other hand, balled up in a fist. But he wasn’t going to hit him just yet, instead he raised his eyebrow in a daring manner, as if giving Ike a last option out of this.]
[Concentrating, Ike furrowed his brows before realizing what the other meant. So that was the game he wanted to play, huh? Well, Ike always did enjoy a challenge.] I don't think that will be necessary. [His voice was shaky and just above a whisper as he says these words. Even so, he tilts his head carefully to the side and rises onto his toes. He then places a brief kiss upon Filmore's lips, only holding the position for a few seconds before pulling back.] ...Do you believe me now?
listen, i didn’t have that great if judgement back in fourth grade. now that i’ve opened my eyes to the horizon i’ve realized that there are other people out there who have much nicer asses. but yes, given the chance i would use his ass as a pillow and use them as congo drums.
You know, I don't really think that was a mental image that I could ever possibly imagine wanting to see. Especially taking into consideration that I have been... blessed with many oh so grand opportunities to walk in on Kyle preparing to take a shower. He needs to learn how to lock the door, honestly. Thank you... Bebe, was it?
[Slowly his sneer turned into a face of utter confusion. Did this fucking prick just make fun of him? is he laughing? Ike was the most infuriating person he’s ever met. Filmore uncrossed his arms and grabbed the other by his shirt, bending down a little while pulling the other closer. When he was face to face with Ike, his brows furrowed in slight irritation, he finally spoke up with a harsh voice.] How about you show me exactly how sorry you are before I hit you.
[Ike's grin simply widened as Filmore pulled him closer. Feeling especially cocky after that outburst, the shorter of the two leans in even more. Pressing their noses together, Ike's smile fades a bit.] And how do you expect me to do that..? [He asks, raising a daring, almost challenging brow at the taller boy.] Forgive me, but as much as my intelligence may excel your own, I'm afraid to admit that I am not a mind reader, Filmore.
What the fuck. [Filmore didn’t take kindly to Ike putting up this tone of voice, nor the fact he was calling him out on bullshit that wasn’t true. So he looked down on the other, glaring as he spoke.] Of course I have friends, are you blind? And come on, I hardly bully people. I don’t know where you got that shit from. [crossing his arms, he sneered at the other. Like hell he was gonna let this midget talk to him like that.]
[Biting down on his lower lower lip, Ike attempted to suppress a devious grin that threatened to overtake his features.] Dude. [A small snort escapes his throat.] You should have seen your face. [Lifting a small hand, he shields his mouth and turns his head slightly to the side as he begins to burst into a small fit of laughter.] That was priceless. I've read about people reacting negatively to criticism and all, but oh my... [After laughing for another moment, he calms himself down, taking in a deep breath.] I'm sorry.
That joke you told Firkle was the lamest thing ever Ike.
The lack of appreciation for my impeccable chemistry jokes is kind of upsetting, you know.
I didn’t say it wasn’t funny, I just said it was lame.
[He lets out an exaggerated gasp.] Are you telling me that you actually like my jokes?
You’re right, they’re not funny.
…They’re hilarious.
do you actually have any friends.
[For a split second, a look of hurt flashed through dark blue eyes. He then crosses his arms over his chest and cranes his neck to look up at Filmore.] Do you actually have any friends? Or do you just like to bully others to make you feel better about yourself? Are you so alone that you seek refuge in the misery of others, Filmore Anderson? [Using his index finger, he pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose, still looking up at the taller male.]
sirikebroflovski
started following you
oh hey. :0 you’re kyle’s lil bro right?? suuuup?
That's me; and you're the one that thinks my brother has a nice ass, right? Nice to finally meet you!
because they aren’t funny, that’s why.
You're right, they're not funny.
...They're hilarious.
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me. Quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
You know, I'm starting to get the impression that you don't like me, Firkle.
ike shut the fuck up nobody cares
why don't you appreciate my jokes, filmore
sirikebroflovski replied to your post:Hey Firkle, have you heard the one about the sick chemist?
:(((
:I
Okay, alright, how about this one?
Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.
kennyrnccorrnick replied to your post:((considers making ike an inch or two shorter idk...
[ thats p normal for 14 year olds around here tbh ]
((ahh yeah same tbh, but i'm 16 and he's taller than me so i'm thinking about maybe just like. lowering it a smidge bit, because most people i know hit their growth spurt at about 15 or so, u feel me??))
That joke you told Firkle was the lamest thing ever Ike.
The lack of appreciation for my impeccable chemistry jokes is kind of upsetting, you know.
((considers making ike an inch or two shorter idk help?????))
