Just your average day in Heartslabyul

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@siriusthesleepy
Just your average day in Heartslabyul
It looks like im the best and your the worst !!
I need a yuu that is terrified to break the rules because of riddle
I need a yuu that is scared of sand because they get triggered from leonas overblot
I need a yuu that is always careful not to trigger Azul
I need a yuu that is scared to ask jamil for help
I need a yuu that always compliments vil and tells him hes the best so he doesnt get upset
I need a yuu that never talks about future dreams or family in front of idia
I want a yuu that doesnt wanna go back home anymore because of the fear of malleus overblotting
Wdym yuu, a magic-less person from a whole different universe witnessed 7 magical catastrophes like overblots in a row and just functions normally as if nothing ever happened like no one would not get trauma after that
Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes), father and pups, family Canidae, BC, Canada
photograph by Henrik Nilsson
If ur a mutual of mine, like or comment, and I’ll share a fun fact or story about you!
@honeyedmelitus-sys hit my dog with a step ladder upon first seeing him then unhinged their jaw and swallowed them whole
@thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr once came to my crops when they were withered and dying, due to rainfall not coming from the east. They laid their hands on the ground, and my entire tilled field started glowing, with rivers of clear water sprouting. I was able to feed myself for fifteen winters without having to work a bit after that experience.
One day I was walking to my boring job when an entire skyscraper was about to fall on me. But right before it impacted me it stopped. Being held up by a brave hero, all on their own. Was it a bird? Was it a plane? NO, it was @royal-we-collective !
One time I was watching the news with @thesunsetsystem , when the reporter said that 3 out of 5 hospitals in the neighborhood were bombed. I instantly heard them crying, and went to comfort them. Only for them to tell me that they were crying because the bombs didn’t get all 5.
One time I asked @siriusthesleepy to tell me secret. They then revealed to me their real identity was Jack the Ripper and they started laughing maniacally. When they went to walk away they slipped on the dry concrete and died.
tumblr butterscotch pie recipe please source memory nostalgia's making me hungry.
(this is soul btw)
"can mutuals dm?" "can mutuals ask for discord?" "can mutuals-"
mutuals could literally use me as a topic for a research paper and i would be grateful
i hate being sober why does one mini taco get me full
what do tacos even taste like-
nacho what the fuck do you mean by that?? have you never had a taco?
nope
how in the kentucky fried fuck have you never eaten a taco?? is there not a single taco bell near you??
i havent eaten a taco either... i dont think it's THAT weird to not know the taste..
do I need to force feed the both of you ????? how the fuck have you never had a taco
ive never eaten a taco because they smell weird and #arfid :(
what the fuck kind of tacos have you been smelling
[* this entire convo is KILLING ME]
If ur a mutual of mine, like or comment, and I’ll share a fun fact or story about you!
first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line
second day as a second century warlord i bribe a bunch of kids to start singing a nursery rhyme i carefully crafted to spread misinformation and further my strategic ends but they change the lyrics to be about poop and the enemy isn’t misdirected at all
third day as a second century warlord i lure my enemy into a narrow valley and send a team of archers to shoot them from the high ground but there was a feral hog napping on the trail up to the overlook and they couldn’t decide whether to try and shoot it or just go around and by the time the hog woke up and left on its own the enemy had already passed safely below
fourth day as a second century warlord we attempt to join a battle on the side of the guy we want to ally with but he and the guy he’s fighting have really similar names and it’s finally dusty and i misread the standards and attack the wrong guy. so now we’re stuck with this total loser of a liege lord, because how the fuck do you explain that after a battle?
fifth day as a second century warlord and some sort of wizard wanders into camp, my loser liege lord wants to execute him for being a wizard but i convince him to let the wizard stay, because i want to do more weather-based strategies and i’m pretty sure having a camp wizard can help with that. after the welcome to the team banquet the wizard steals half the treasury and my liege lord’s wife and leaves
sixth day as a second century warlord my loser liege lord sends me to reinforce a city he’s taken, but in the confusion of leaving i forgot to take the token that would have gotten us into the city, so my men have to wait outside the city walls for like eight hours while i ride back to get it
seventh day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord finally joins me in the city, it turns out he’s actually a pretty cool guy, and he isn’t even that mad at me for letting the wizard steal his wife. i decide to shoot my shot but i’m really nervous and keep on stalling because what if i mess up our relationship and by extension jeopardize the security of my men, and eventually he just says goodnight and goes back to his room, where an assassin is in the process of setting up to kill him
eighth day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord tells me to fake defect to his rival warlord, the one i originally wanted to ally with, to find out if he was the one who sent the assassin and why. but my whole way over to the rival warlord i’m worried that this has something to do with the wizard thing or how awkward i made it last night
ninth day as a second century warlord i try to tactfully ask my fake liege lord if he sent the assassin to kill my loser liege lord and it turns out the idea of using assassins never occurred to him, but now that i’ve suggested it he’s really into it. in order to save my loser liege lord i volunteer to be the one to kill him
tenth day as a second century warlord on my way back to my loser liege lord’s city i realize i won’t be able to collect my men from my fake liege lord until i bring back my loser liege lord’s head. this would have been a great thing to think of before i got myself in this situation. i go back to my loser liege lord and ask him to rescue my men, and he tells me that if he could sack my fake liege lord’s camp he already would have. that doesn’t change the fact that my men are still trapped. they’re prisoners, even. i go back to my room to sulk
eleventh day as a second century warlord i find a little caged pigeon in the rafters of my loser liege lord’s room and deduce it belonged to the assassin. without asking permission or telling my loser liege lord goodbye i let the pigeon loose and follow it north. don’t ask what i was doing in my loser liege lord’s room. it’s not important
twelfth day as a second century warlord i disguise myself as a wizard and enter the camp of the coalition leader the pigeon led me to. in the middle of my little sleight of hand performance i make eye contact with the coalition leader’s second-in-command. IT’S THE WIZARD THAT STOLE MY LOSER LIEGE LORD’S WIFE. after the banquet i corner the fake wizard and ask him what the fuck is going on and he just says “wouldn’t you like to know” and leaves. i don’t know what to say to that so i just let him go
thirteenth day as a second century warlord i’m honestly so sick of not knowing what’s going on, so i adjust my wizard costume to passably disguise myself as a woman and break into the women’s area of the camp, where sure enough my loser liege lord’s wife is. i ask her what she’s doing here and she tells me the fake wizard overheard her singing a poem she overheard on the street, not knowing it contains the coalition leader’s formation’s weaknesses. the fake wizard kidnapped her and assigned an assassin to kill her husband before they figured out the poem’s significance. she shares the first couplet with me but i’m discovered and thrown out before she can share any more. she doesn’t need to. through a bizarre coincidence of homophones, it’s the poop version of my misinformation nursery rhyme
fourteenth day as a second century warlord i go back to my loser liege lord and tell him everything, urging him to join with my fake liege lord to attack the coalition leader according to the weaknesses in the nursery rhyme. he tells me frankly that he doesn’t trust me anymore. i ask him to execute me if that’s really true, because i can’t bear to live if i can’t protect him and i can’t protect my men. he agrees to attack the coalition leader
fifteenth day as a second century warlord. due to the information in the nursery rhyme, and thanks to my loser liege lord reminding me of the weather conditions multiple times while planning our battle strategy, our alliance carries the day. my loser liege lord gets his wife back. my men tell me that our fake liege lord actually treated them really well and they’d like to stay with him if i don’t mind. i do mind, now that neither the men i love nor the man i love have any use for me, but i don’t tell them that
sixteenth day as a second century warlord i’m preparing to leave to i don’t know where, maybe to try to become a wizard for real, when my loser liege lord stops me and asks me where i’m going. he says he had hoped i would continue to work as his advisor. i was unaware i was his advisor in the first place. i agree, and he tells me he’s truly honored to have me in his service at last. he has known i am a rare and talented man with a strategic intelligence far above his ever since the day he witnessed me tying branches to my horses’ tails in six inches of mud, and could not for the life of him figure out why
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Part 10! IT'S DONE ALL OF IT'S DONE!!! I'm going into hibernation and never coming out... I'm so glad Azul's design is relatively calm compared to litererly everyone else. I swear if I don't get a full score on this assignment I might just explode </3
Sirius...I wanna thank you for the support it really means a lot to me!!
Ofc <333 You’re welcome :D
I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep
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